How do you get two Piccolo players to play in tune?
Depends which one you want to shoot.
What is Piccolo (From DBZ)'s favorite kind of truck?
The difference between Flute and Piccolo
Flute's arms don't grow back.
I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school.
They told me it was too sharp
A long time ago a man was walking around the streets of Vienna...
...when he spied an old friend of his. "Boris!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?"
"Well," Boris replied, "I am the piccolo player for an International Orchestra."
"Spectacular!" the man replied.
"It is not what you might think, my friend. We play for ...
What kind of instrument can you make with a gherkin?
Some musician related jokes
Why can't a clarinet player keep a girlfriend? Whenever they start talking dirty, his voice cracks.
Why can't a French horn player keep a girlfriend? Whenever they start making out, his hand goes to the wrong place.
What do you call a euphonium player who isn't part of a military band?...
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General Ramos served a stellar career in the military for several decades...
General Ramos served a stellar career in the military for several decades. During his downtime, he pursued an interest in bizarre history and mythical lore. His one white whale was the legend of a military flute that could allegedly bring back great war heroes from the dead when played. He search...
I'm a band geek and love terrible band jokes. Here are some of my favorites!
How do you get two piccolos to play in tune? Shoot one.
What is the best use for a clarinet? Kindling.
What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower? You can tune a lawn mower.