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Pichello Player

One Sunday in the ole country church, the piano player had gotten

sick and had to call off. The call went out for anyone who could

fill in and accompany the congregation with their hymns.



The Preacher told the congregation that he had found a fella that could

play...

How do you get two Piccolo players to play in tune?

Depends which one you want to shoot.

What is Piccolo (From DBZ)'s favorite kind of truck?

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!

I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school.

They told me it was too sharp

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My dad went to his girlfriends house for the first time when he was in college...

It was thanksgiving dinner, and he had been invited over since they had been dating for well over two years. In the middle of the meal, he felt a fart brewing. Hoping it wouldn’t be a sphincter-symphony, he lifted a cheek and slowly let it out. To his dismay, it was audible (though more of a piccolo...

Some musician related jokes

Why can't a clarinet player keep a girlfriend? Whenever they start talking dirty, his voice cracks.

Why can't a French horn player keep a girlfriend? Whenever they start making out, his hand goes to the wrong place.

What do you call a euphonium player who isn't part of a military band?...

So two orchestral conductors were walking down the road...

One turns to the other and says: "Was that your piccolo player I saw you rehearsing with last night?"

The other conductor replies: "That was no piccolo! That was my fife!"

*I'll see myself out. Ow! Stop throwing things.*

What kind of instrument can you make with a gherkin?

A piccolo.

A long time ago a man was walking around the streets of Vienna...

...when he spied an old friend of his. "Boris!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?"

"Well," Boris replied, "I am the piccolo player for an International Orchestra."

"Spectacular!" the man replied.

"It is not what you might think, my friend. We play for ...

Band Jokes!

I'm a band geek and love terrible band jokes. Here are some of my favorites!

How do you get two piccolos to play in tune? Shoot one.

What is the best use for a clarinet? Kindling.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower? You can tune a lawn mower.

What...

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General Ramos served a stellar career in the military for several decades...

General Ramos served a stellar career in the military for several decades. During his downtime, he pursued an interest in bizarre history and mythical lore. His one white whale was the legend of a military flute that could allegedly bring back great war heroes from the dead when played. He search...

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