Three friends went bird hunting. While walking across an open field, they came across an old fence. Two of the hunters quickly climbed over the fence. Being a little chubby, the third hunter decided he needed an easier way to get over the fence. He leaned his shotgun against the fence, walked down t...
How do you get two Piccolo players to play in tune?
Depends which one you want to shoot.
I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school.
They told me it was too sharp
What is Piccolo (From DBZ)'s favorite kind of truck?
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My dad went to his girlfriends house for the first time when he was in college...
It was thanksgiving dinner, and he had been invited over since they had been dating for well over two years. In the middle of the meal, he felt a fart brewing. Hoping it wouldn’t be a sphincter-symphony, he lifted a cheek and slowly let it out. To his dismay, it was audible (though more of a piccolo...
So two orchestral conductors were walking down the road...
One turns to the other and says: "Was that your piccolo player I saw you rehearsing with last night?"
The other conductor replies: "That was no piccolo! That was my fife!"
*I'll see myself out. Ow! Stop throwing things.*
What kind of instrument can you make with a gherkin?
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I'm a band geek and love terrible band jokes. Here are some of my favorites!
How do you get two piccolos to play in tune? Shoot one.
What is the best use for a clarinet? Kindling.
What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower? You can tune a lawn mower.