So two orchestral conductors were walking down the road...
One turns to the other and says: "Was that your piccolo player I saw you rehearsing with last night?"
The other conductor replies: "That was no piccolo! That was my fife!"
*I'll see myself out. Ow! Stop throwing things.*
How do you get two Piccolo players to play in tune?
Depends which one you want to shoot.
I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school.
They told me it was too sharp
A long time ago a man was walking around the streets of Vienna...
...when he spied an old friend of his. "Boris!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?"
"Well," Boris replied, "I am the piccolo player for an International Orchestra."
"Spectacular!" the man replied.
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I'm a band geek and love terrible band jokes. Here are some of my favorites!
How do you get two piccolos to play in tune? Shoot one.
What is the best use for a clarinet? Kindling.
What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower? You can tune a lawn mower.