Patient: “You know, this is not how I envisioned a prostate exam.”
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A man dies and goes to hell.
"Don't be scared," said Satan as he led the man around the place.
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I Want To Be
A woman’s four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades. She was so mesmerized that she wouldn’t budge from her seat even during intermission, watching the activity while the ice was cleaned.
At the end of the show, the girl exclaimed, “I know what I want to be...