Putin goes undercover as a drill sergeant. Talking to a new recruit, he asks
- Where are you from, private? - Sir, St. Petersburg - Oh, I'm from there too. Who's your father? - Sir, my father is President Vladimir Putin. - That is impossible, how can that be? - Sir, people always say that President Putin is father of our country.
Surprised but pleased, ...
Potty Training
Potty training my toddler can be likened to the maiden voyage of the Titanic...
At the beginning we are hopeful and excited but by the end everyone’s crying and wet.
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3 guys are lost in the woods
They've been walking for a couple days with no food left and no water to drink. The 3 men are persistent in their search for some help and hike day and night until until they come across a small cabin in the woods. They see smoke drifting from chimney and what looks like a candle burning in the wind...
A comedian was on vacation in London.
A comedian was on a vacation in London when he came across a large crowd. He pushed and squeezed his way past the ocean of people and saw the Royal Family who were on their way to have lunch. As he takes out his phone to snap a photo, he saw from the corner of his eye a shady man pushing past the cr...
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