Buddy needs a lay but only has $10 to his name, finds a seedy women in a seedy bar.
So he asks her "what can I get for $10 bucks"
"The Penguin" She replies. Desperate he's quick to agree and they find their way into an alley.
She pulls her skirt up and stands with her legs shoul...
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NASCAR is a visualization of how women argue.
They keep going in circles.
And I sit through both things with the same hope: If I wait long enough, maybe they will crash and burn.
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IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other: “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding”, Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques – visualization, association – it has made a big difference ...
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