Which mathematical phenomenon only uses imaginary numbers?

The Fib-Bonacci Sequence.

I told my friends I had a girlfriend. They laughed and said she’s just imaginary.

Well, joke’s on them, because they’re imaginary too.

A son tells his father: “I have an imaginary girlfriend.”

The father sighs and says: “You know, you could do better.”

Son: “Thanks Dad!”

Father: “I was talking to your girlfriend.”

When I was a child I had many imaginary friends.

They were real people... I just imagined they were my friends.

I have an imaginary friend, but he keeps making fun of me.

He keeps saying, “At least I have a real friend.”

Did you ever have an imaginary friend? Why yes, I did! Really? What was his name?

Dad.

My imaginary girlfriend wants to break up with me.

She told me she wanted me to start seeing other people.

Doctor, I’m worried about my son. He spends all day measuring imaginary bottles of orange soda.

Don’t worry ma’am, it’s normal for boys his age to spend their time fantasising.

What do you call adults with imaginary friends?

Religious

The difference between cold and hot is imaginary

chill and chilli

What does your long-distance girlfriend who you met on vacation have in common with the square root of -1?

They both are imaginary.

Found these set of math jokes in an old notebook

Q. What is a PJ?

A. Poor Joke.

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Q. What is P + iJ?

A. A complex joke.

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Q. Why is the complex joke not funny?

A. Because the joke part is imaginary.

Santa, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street when they see a $100 bill on the sidewalk. Who picks it up?

The drunk of course. The other three are imaginary.

What do you call an imaginary German Shepard?

K-nein

My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist. "What can I do for you?" he asked. "Our son has got an imaginary friend." said my wife.

"There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop and this is very common and nothing to worry about at all." said the psychiatrist.

"We haven't got a son." I replied.

I used to have an imaginary friend.

Then I quit going to church.

My friends always make fun of me for having an imaginary girlfriend.

Joke's on them, they're imaginary too.

A child with an imaginary friend is normal

An adult with an imaginary friend is strange,

And a group of people with an imaginary friend is called religion.

A man working on an imaginary high voltage transformer was found dead in his home.

He had apparently received a fatal shock from the fictitious device.

Investigators who later examined it concluded that this was because it was not grounded in reality.

A little boy was being told off by his mother for having an imaginary friend..

Mother: You are so stupid with having an imaginary friend.

I am going to teach you that it is so wrong in many ways, get your coat.

Boy: Why where are we going.

Mother: Church.

Mental hospital

The doctor is having a test on his patients to see if they are already fit to go back on their normal lives.

So the doctor drew an imaginary door using crayons on a big wall to see if the patients can distinguish a real door or not.

Then the doctor said "Who wants to go outside?" point...

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A psychiatrist is making hs rounds in a mental hospital

He comes to the first room and sees the patient standing on his bed and swinging an imaginary bat. He asks the patient what he’s doing. The patient says “I’m not going to be here forever, so when I get better I want to be a baseball player” The doctor says that’s good to have a goal, and moves to th...

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Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Institute of Mental Health

If you have an obsessive-compulsive disorder, please press button 1. Again. And again. And again.

If you have a multiple personality disorder press in rapid sequence keys 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you suffer from paranoia, we have to inform you that we already know who you are, what you d...

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

My doctor said that I should go on antipsychotics,

But my imaginary friend told me not to.

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[ NSFW ] Little billy is out back in his yard, playing with his toy airplane when his mother happens to glance out of the open window.

8 year old Billy "flies" his toy airplane around, making engine noises until it, presumably at it's imaginary destination, comes screeching to a halt.

" Ladies and gentlemen", says billy, pretending to be the captain. "Everyone getting the hell out should get the hell out. And anyone getting ...

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Y’know, imaginary numbers are all fun and games...

... until someone loses an i

Then shit gets real.

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Dr. Sigmund had just been named the new head psychiatrist at a mental hospital. (Long)

He decided to make the rounds of the ward and introduce himself to the patients. In the first hospital room he met Patient #1, who seemed to be playing an imaginary game of baseball

Dr. Sigmund asked, "Tell me, why were you placed in this hospital?"

"They're all jealous of me!" said P...

My imaginary friend's coming to stay tonight

So I’ve made up a bed for him

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Beware of Thai girls claiming that the penis was only imaginary.

The length is always real.

I think my German buddy has an imaginary friend

He keeps asking me if I "See Kyle"

Did you hear about the guy who got 10 years in jail for using imaginary numbers?

He was an accountant.

My imaginary girlfriend broke up with me last week.

She said: "Things are getting too REAL."

What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

Euler's Number, an imaginary number, and the speed of light are all waiting in line to buy tickets to the show. In what order do they stand in line?

*i* before *e*, except after *c*.

What do you say to gigantic imaginary rhinoceroses?

It doesn't matter, they're largely irrelephant.

My imaginary girlfriend broke up with me.

Still no idea how she found out about my wife.

I always hang out with my imaginary friend.

People used to think I'm crazy talking to myself in public.

But everything is fine now; I wear airpods.

Me and my imaginary alphabet friends took a group photo together

When I looked at the picture only I was in it

When I was a kid, I only had two friends and they were imaginary.

It was too bad they only ever played with each other.

My friend wanted to know what an imaginary number is

I said “think of a number between 1 and 10”.

Are you tired of only having imaginary friends?

Just multiply them by the square root of negative one. Then you'll have real friends!

Did you hear about the math teacher who’s afraid of imaginary numbers?

Neither did *i*.

 

 

^^^^^Edit: fixed typo.

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When I learned about imaginary numbers in college, I was really excited.

Finally I could plot my sex life.

A little girl was making a wish with Santa, she said I would like a unicorn for christmas, Santa replies but unicorns are just imaginary make another wish, she says ok I would like Manchester United to win a game.

Santa replied, what colour unicorn would you like?

When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend

Now thanks to social media I have hundreds of them!

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I asked my Imaginary Friend if we could ever have sex, and do you know what she said?

"In your dreams."

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A bus crashes, and everyone onboard dies, the only survivor is a monkey. A cop comes to interrogate the monkey...

Monkeys can't speak, just picture the gestures...

Cop: So what did you see?

Monkey: places fingers to lips and sucks in

Cop: So they were doing drugs?

Monkey: nods yes

Cop: So what else did you see?

Monkey: cups hand up to lips and tilts head back

Cop...

Two electrons were following quantum physics principles, as usual, while exchanging virtual protons to conduct an electric current

One electron said to the other, "This quantum trading stuff sounds like imaginary nonsense; if I can carry meaningful information faster than the speed of light, then I will."

The remaining electron watched his former partner depart into the nether, sighed, then said to his collar microphone,...

Estate planning

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Spent all morning with my estate planning lawyer working on my will," he tells the bartender. "Turns out I can't leave all my money to an imaginary friend. Unless they have a church."

"According to relativity, time itself travels at the speed of light, but along the imaginary axis."

"i c"

My friend was having trouble with a maths question - They couldn’t decide if a number was real or imaginary

I told them not to try and simplify something so complex.

What do you call a line without an imaginary number?

One.

I have low self esteem so I made an imaginary girlfriend.

But she dumped me...

What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease?

Ma'lady

Everyone on the planet is chasing imaginary monsters with their phone

But when I do it I need to "grow up" and "quit looking for Bigfoot."

Some numbers are insulting each other

*i* to π : your decisions are so *irrational*

1 to *i:* your expectations are too *imaginary*

π to 1: you have an absolute *unit* of a beer belly

3 to -1: you are always so *negative*

*i* to 3: don't you think you're a little *odd*?

1 to 1/2: you are only but a *...

Catching imaginary characters

"How much time do you waste catching imaginary characters on your phone" my father said to me as I was playing Pokemon Go.


And then he left for the temple.

Why are mathematicians always so happy?

Because the root of their negativity is imaginary.

I was shopping for shoes for my imaginary friend

He was a size 10i

A strong boxer

has a foam board to practice on.
He punches it 10,15,20 times in a row, so hard that each punch makes a crater in the foam.
After he finishes practice, he turns to an imaginary audience, shows them the board, and tells them




"here's the punchline"

What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes?

A re-seeding airline!



This joke sucks but it's my cakeday and I was told there would be plentiful imaginary internet points .... XD

Sometimes I hide my girlfriend's inhaler

So the neighbors think I'm a stud when they hear her panting, "Give it to me!"

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Nurse doing rounds at an insane asylum

A nurse is doing her rounds at an insane asylum. She passes room one and sees a man talking to the wall. "what are you doing in here John?" the nurse asks. "I'm yelling at the manager for messing up my order!"


She continues to the second room and sees Terry walking around the room holdi...

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