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Afoot Jokes

Somethings afoot

My wife asked if she could count the digits on my feet..

Toe-tally , I replied

A Legend is afoot

Sorry, let me say that again: A Leg-end is a foot

Why do podiatrists make great detectives?

Because they can always sense when trouble is afoot.

When is the game not a game?

When it’s afoot!

I've often found that shoe salesmen make quite good detectives...

They always know when something is afoot.

A friend of mine sent me a ruler exactly 30.48 centimeters long

That's when I realized, something was afoot

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I told my friend that a prisoner on Viagra is a hardened criminal. She said something about that doesn't seem right.

I agreed, something is definitely afoot.

Holmes and Watson are out hunting one day. John spies something moving in the bushes, and with practiced aim, levels his rifle and fires. They pull aside the brush to reveal a severed leg, with a clean bullet wound just below the ankle.

“Watson!” Holmes cries out. “The game’s afoot!”

Posh dad Joke: Every week I’d have a shoe stolen after gym

Like, could be a school shoe or a trainer or a rugby boot. Every week I had one stolen. It would be returned the next day or be at lost property but every week I lost a shoe.

After weeks of this happening I told my dad. He looked me in the eye and said “every week, you have a shoe stolen. Are...

I showed up at work with only one shoe on

That is when I noticed something was afoot

Ordered a Sherlock Holmes game online...

Received a podiatric prosthesis instead...

Must unravel this strange mystery.

The game is afoot.

A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg.

Authorities say something sinister is afoot.

Sherlock Holmes and Watson find themselves at a scene of utter carnage...

As Holmes, who had a nose for danger, quietly fingered the bloody knife and eyed the various body parts strewn along the dark, deserted highway, he placed his ear to the ground and, with his heart in his throat, silently mouthed to his companion, “Arm yourself Watson, there's an evil hand afoot ahea...

Manyard Begley, a wealthy patent lawyer, had a lovely summer house in rural maine.

Manyard Begley, a wealthy patent lawyer, had a lovely summer house in rural maine. Each year, he invited a different friend to spend a week or two with him.

One year, he decided to invite a friend from the Czech Republic. The two friends had an amazing time together, rising early and going h...

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