The mother took her young daughter to a psychiatrist and explained to the headshrinker that the girl thought she was a chicken. The doctor soothed her, observing that an overactive imagination is not uncommon in children, and asking how long the girl had suffered from the delusion.
"Almost two years," said the mother. "Your daughter has imagined she is a chicken for nearly two years?!" the psychiatrist exclaimed. "Why have you waited so long before bringing her in?" The woman looked embarrassed, then confessed: "We needed the eggs, doctor."
When I close my eyes, I always see the color green.
Probably just a pigment of my imagination.
School students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructions also advise that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings.
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they...
I'm in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend. He's from another nation.
I'm living the life I always imagined...
Except in my imagination, I had a girlfriend, friends, money, nice house, luxury car, good looks, sharp wit, and a great personality.
I thought I had discovered a new color...
... but it turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.
I went to the paint store to ask for a shade
But the guy claimed no such shade existed. It must have been a pigment of my imagination.