Daydream Jokes

I still lost the argument.

“Johnny, if there are five birds on a wire and one gets shot how many are left?”

After thinking for a brief second Johnny responds “zero”

The teacher looks at him inquisitively and states. “Johnny, five minus one is four”

To which Johnny replies “yes but if you shoot one bird t... read more

The daydreamer builds a Castle in his mind, the psychopath lives in it and the psychologist collects the rent

It turns out they're already super high.

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

You need to snap back to reality.

it was a daydream.

Every day since early childhood, the dog would daydream about being a bear.

One day, the dog was strolling through the forest when he encountered a bear. Delighted, the dog asked the bear to convert him into bearhood.

The bear thought about it for a bit and agreed. He'd help the dog ... read more

Yuriy is walking along the sidewalk one day when he notices posters advertising a competition for the whole town. The contestants have to swim across a river which no one has ever crossed before due to extreme rapids and plant the town's coat of arms in order to impress incoming administrative offi... read more

He finds his job a little dull, but from where he's stationed he can see out to store entrance to the parking lot (and more importantly, the sky) outside. He spends a lot of time looking out the store entrance and daydreaming, but one day he notices a blond woman walk up to the store with a bunch of... read more