Son: [Sobbing] Mum, Dad Just told me Father Christmas isn't real, is that true??
Me: Well, I suppose you're old enough now for me to tell you this...he's not your real dad.
Son: [Sobbing intensifies]
I had a driving student who was addicted to braking
He said he could stop whenever he wanted
Thomas the Tank Engine's friend Fernando, who does the Mexico route was caught on dash cam video accelerating instead of braking for a stuck church van full of disabled children while yelling obscenities and screaming USA USA
When asked about his reasons for such carnage he said he's just loco and those are loco motives.
(Made it up with my son)
Why did Walter White go to the auto repair shop?
Because he was Braking Bad.
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Translated joke from a south Asian language.
I tried my best. I'm pulling this from memory. Changed a lot of stuff, and added a buttload of new things to make this seem as normal as possible. Enjoy!
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