Elon Musk and Bill Gates have decided to partner in a joint venture to invent a medication to overcome erectile dysfunction.

They have decided to name the new drug 'Elongates'.

I apologized to my friend for making fun of his erectile dysfunction problem.

I said, “I hope there are no hard feelings.”

Did you know Jesus had erectile dysfunction?

It took him 3 days to rise again

I’d show you a webpage about erectile dysfunction...

...but I can’t get it up

Erectile Dysfunction

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate was for a consultation with an traditional healer, who was well known to have a very good naturopathic cure for erectile dysfunction!

As he despised western medicine, believing the conspiracy theo...

Bull has Erectile Dysfunction

Farmer tells a veterinarian that his bull won’t mount the cows because of E.D. The vet says that’s easy to fix the vet walks over to a cow sticks his hand in the cow’s privates and takes his wet hand and rubs it over the nose of the bull. The bull immediately gets excited and mounts the cow. The sa...

I've been diagnosed with temporomandibular joint dysfunction

Can't wait to get back to the daily grind.

Did you hear about the guy with erectile dysfunction who was aroused by tastes and smells?

It took a while, but he finally came to his senses.

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Now that generic versions of Viagra are available, there are several low-cost options to treat erectile dysfunction.

Ask your doctor if coxaphlopin is right for you.

It ain’t always easy having erectile dysfunction

but it sure as hell ain’t hard

What do you call a family reunion for a dysfunctional family?

A family dysfunction

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Dysfunctional Parrot

Jim goes to the pet store, looking to buy a parrot. They’re all pretty expensive except one, which is $20. He asks, “Hm what’s wrong with you?” To his surprise the parrot responds, “Well, I’m a dysfunctional parrot. I have no legs and I can’t fly. But I AM a great companion! I’m fluent in three lang...

I'm now doing a report on the erectile dysfunction medicine market.

From what I've gathered, there's stiff competiton.

The doctor wanted to know if i have erectile dysfunctions and if i could tell him about it.

I told him " It's not hard to talk about it"

I started a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction

it was a total flop. nobody came.

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The veterinarian gave my turtle Viagra

Apparently it had a reptile dysfunction.

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My girlfriend asked why I never told her about my sexual dysfunction

But honestly it just never came up

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What do you call it when a programmer with a small dick and erectile dysfunction jacks off but doesn't let himself cum?

Microsoft Edge

What do you call it when a lizard loses its tail and it doesn’t grow back?

A-reptile dysfunction

I watched a film about a giant crocodile with erectile dysfunction....

Lake Flaccid.

What is the scientific name for mansplaining?

Correctyle Dysfunction

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A Covid-19 study produced some startling results.

Data was conducted from a
[email protected] online survey in Italy
from April 7 to May 4, 2020. In it
were 6,821 participants 18 or older
(4177 women, 2,644 men), and
results from it show that erectile
dysfunction was significantly higher
among men than among women.

i came up with this one and i think its a little silly. what do you call it when a missile fails to reach it’s destination?

projectile dysfunction

I can't believe how many people don't understand erectile dysfunction.

I mean, it's not hard.

What does my dad and a guy with erectile dysfunction have in common?

Neither of them are coming.

Don't take this the wrong way... please?

What do you call a construction machine that doesn't work?



>!Erectile Dysfunction!<

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The Sexual dysfunction group is having a special meeting for the non orgasmic.

Let me know if you can't come.

What did the pilot with erectile dysfunction take?

Flyagra

What’s the difference between a man who’s paralyzed and one who has erectile dysfunction

One can get up in the morning the other can get it up in the morning

Call me an old softie

But I'd prefer instead if you called me a distinguished gentleman with erectile dysfunction.

Groundbreaking new studies reveal that cannabis can be used to treat both erectile dysfunction in men and infertility in women.

Humanity can now reproduce by budding.

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What is it called when a chameleon can no longer change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

I tried making a group for men with erectile dysfunction.

Turns out it was harder than I thought.

I called to the toilet paper manufacturer to complain about a dysfunctional layer of the product...

They wouldn't re-ply.

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What’s it called when a lizard can’t have sex?

A reptile dysfunction

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My doctor asked me how my sex life is with Erectile Dysfunction

I replied, “Ever try playing pool with a rope?”

People always ask me, “How does one cope with erectile dysfunction?”

Honestly, it’s not that hard.

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Flawless people must have erectile dysfunction

They never cock up

Yo, I'm your DJ, erectile dysfunction

I'm going to make sure you all go hard, even though I can't

Why is visiting Taj Mahal before you reach your destination a cure for erectile dysfunction?

Coz it forces you to take the via Agra route

Why did the female crocodile leave her husband?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

I had a joke about erectile dysfunction saved on my phone...

but it's taking awhile to get up

An elderly lady went to the doctor to discuss her stubborn husband's erectile dysfunction

Upon explaining the situation to the doctor, he told her to take these little blue pills, slip one in his coffee, and he would be good to go in no time. So later that day, the elderly lady and her husband are having coffee and she slips a pill into his without him noticing. Shortly after, he picks u...

Who was the first man diagnosed with erectile dysfunction?

Cain.

He wasn't Abel.

A newly released Harvard study links NFL head trauma to erectile dysfunction...

The players could sue but I dont think it would stand up in court.

My friend is quitting his job at the erectile dysfunction clinic...

He hasn't gotten a raise in years.

There's one thing you should know about living with erectile dysfunction

It's just not as hard as it used to be

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I thought a high quality sex doll would help with my erectile dysfunction.

But it turns out good plastic is hard to come by.

Did you hear about the guy who has reverse erectile dysfunction?

He having a real hard time at the moment.

My doctor said he could give me some aids for my erectile dysfunction.

I told him that didn't sound like a good trade.

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So I was listening to the radio the other day and an ad came on: “Do you suffer from premature ejaculation or erectile dysfunction?”

And I thought to myself, “No but my girlfriend probably does.”

What do you call a flawed democracy?

An electile dysfunction

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[NSFW] A new intern is accompanying an experienced physician on rounds at the Clinic For Sexual Dysfunction.

As they look into the first room, the patient is furiously masturbating and looks very uncomfortable.

The intern asks, what’s wrong with that poor guy?

The doctor replies, “He suffers from extreme semen backup disorder. If he doesn’t ejaculate every three hours, he could die.”
...

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

Why did the lizard's wife leave him?

He had a-reptile dysfunction.

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Who's the best erectile dysfunction doctor in the world?

Dr Drew Peacock

"How long are you going to be at your erectile dysfunction appointment?" asked my wife.

I said, "Well, I won't be long."

I organised a support group meeting for individuals with erectile dysfunction.

Though around 20 people registered, many couldn't come.

Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction.

It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.

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A guy had an erectile dysfunction and went to the doctor...

... the doctor gave him a little pill and told him:
"Take this the next time you drink a coffee with your wife nearby."
Four days later the man again visits his doc:
"Doc this didn't work out. I did like you told me. Coffee with wife, take the pill! I immediately noticed the effect and te...

My friend said her husband has erectile dysfunction

Me: "Well, I guess your husband has thrust issues."


I'll see myself out.

What does a macho ask his date when he has an erectile dysfunction?

"Does this happen often to you?"

I asked the librarian for the latest book on erectile dysfunction.

She tapped the keys to her computer keyboard and said..

"It's not coming up!"...

I said.."Yeah!...that's the one!!

What did the girl say to the game developer with erectile dysfunction?

Ubisoft

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A man went to the doctor complaining about erectile dysfunction...

A man went to the doctor and told him that he was having trouble maintaining an erection. After a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him.

However, he knew of an exp...

What do men with erectile dysfunction and the punch line of an anti-joke have in common?

They never come

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I held an orgy for my sexual dysfunction class last night.

Nobody came.

Was at the vet last week....

Was at the vet last week and struck up a conversation with an older gent sitting next to me. A few mins into our conversation a green snake pokes its head out of his pocket and says "Woof!"

I looked with shock and asked his "What was that?"

He says 'oh, it's my pet snake'

'What...

I tried to sue a company that sold me an erectile dysfunction treatment that didn’t work

But the evidence wouldn’t stand up in court.

How come doctors often forget to ask about erectile dysfunction?

It just never comes up

I'm starting an app for men with erectile dysfunction

I'm calling it Tender

I heard the Argentina team has erectile dysfunction

because they never finish

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After extensive research, I've found out that bacon can cure erectile dysfunction.

In other words, I fucked a pig

The doctor said I’d suffer with erectile dysfunction...

But it hasn’t given me a hard time

I've been trying to hide my erectile dysfunction from my girlfriend...

But I just don't think I can keep it up for much longer.

I have been meaning to discuss erectile dysfunction with my wife.

But it hasn't come up yet.

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My grandpa was telling me about the time he won a contest at an Erectile Dysfunction convention

He's an Ol' limp dick gold medalist

The doctor told me that one of my lungs was dysfunctional, and that the other one was being discriminatory about it...

...Turns out it was a case of pulmonary ableism.

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If the 1st Robin died, what would Batman have in common with a man with erectile dysfunction?

A limp dick.

My dad recently joined a support group for people with erectile dysfunction...

Their slogan is: "If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em.

Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group?

He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members.

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I'm holding a benefit for people with erectile dysfunction or orgasm issues.

If you can't come, let me know.

Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called "Erectile Dysfunction"?

No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came.

CNN recently released a new report from one of Trumps closest aides. The unnamed source has disclosed that Trump has been diagnosed with sphincter dysfunction.

President Trump responded: "the news is fake, but the leaks are real."

I keep getting these ads about Erectile Dysfunction and all I got to say that is...

How'd they know?

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A medical student decided to study sexual dysfunction as his speciality.....

On his first day in the hospital, the chief doctor decided to show him around and to start teaching his new student about this area of medicine. As part of the training, the chief doctor decided to bring the student around to all the patients in his wing so the student could see firsthand some of th...

I asked the librarian if the library had books on erectile dysfunction

She said: "Of course, they're not hard to come by"

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So, an older gentleman with erectile dysfunction goes to the doctor..

...the doc scratches his chin and looks at him for a while, and then clicks his fingers.
"I've got just the thing for you! This is a rather new medicine, having just cleared the last phases of clinical trial. You'll feel like you're twenty again!"
"Anything to get old Jimbob back in the le...

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I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax.

If you can't come, let me know.

Prescription drug recall

The pharmaceutical company AvKare has issued a recall for two of their drugs which were accidentally switched. An antidepressant and a drug to treat erectile dysfunction.

This explains why my grandfather has been so moody yet my grandmother has been so happy!

After developing erectile dysfunction, a man tries all the medically recognised treatment...

Pharmaceuticals, change in diet etc. Nothing worked. At the end of his rope, he gives a medicine man a try. The medicine man gives him a natural remedy and tells him, "When you're ready for it to take effect, say, '1,2,3'. When you're done, say, '1,2,3,4'."
The medicine man assured him it would w...

A man experiencing erectile dysfunction

A man experiencing erectile dysfunction goes to see a doctor. The doctor asks him about his eating habits, whether he exercises or not, and what he does for a living. After considering everything he has heard, he asks to see a picture of the man's wife. The man opens his wallet and shows him. The do...

Why did the lizards breakup?

Because he had ereptile dysfunction.

Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations.

Isn't it Hillaryous!

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