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What does the sign outside a pathology lab say?

“For you it’s stool and urine, but it’s bread and butter for us.”

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Pathology professor told this joke after class today. A little long but soooo worth it.

There once was five year old boy who enjoyed playing with his train set. One afternoon, his mother happened to be standing by the door listening to the boy play. She was shocked when she heard him saying,

"All right, all of you son of a bitches who want to get on the train, get on train. And ...

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The pathology lab was robbed last night. The stool samples were gone!

The supervisor couldn't believe it. He lost his shit.

I Used to work in a pathology lab...

I was forced to leave when one of my reports said "Cause of Death: Autopsy"

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