Syndrome Jokes - 66 Hilarious Syndrome Jokes

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Wife got her test results back. We thought she had Tourette’s syndrome. Tests were negative.

Turns out I am a cunt & she does want me to fuck off

My doctor diagnosed me with "Autocorrect Syndrome"

I didn't even know I was I'll.

I’m reading a book on Stockholm Syndrome

I didn’t like it at first, but it’s growing on me.

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The bloke with turrets syndrome

This bloke with Tourette's Syndrome walks into the most exclusive restaurant in town.

'Where's the pissing, mother fucking manager, you cock sucking arsewipe?' he inquires of one of the waiters.

The waiter is taken-aback and replies, 'Excuse me sir but could you please refrain from usi...

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The doctor said I had Gloria Gaynor Syndrome

At first I was afraid...

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.

It was pretty bad at first, but by the end, I liked it.

I have a friend with Reverse Tourette Syndrome.

Random people just swear at them for no reason.

I have Imposter Syndrome

…

Don’t I?

Tom Jones syndrome is a real thing. And it’s not rare.

In fact, it’s not unusual.

Did you hear about the priest who got carpal tunnel syndrome from playing too many old-timey card games?

He received the euchre-wrist.

Was going to call my dog “Syndrome”

But what do I tell if he starts jumping on people?

I named my dog Syndrome..

So when he's Misbehaving I yell "Down Syndrome"

^^^Stolen

Doctor: I'm sorry John, but you suffer from Auto Correct Syndrome

John: I didn't even know I was I'll

Doctor: I am afraid you are suffering from Tom Jones syndrome.

Patient: Is it common?

Doctor: It's not unusual.

Just been diagnosed with Swedish flat pack syndrome.

Sadly I have no IKEA what it means.

I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome

It captured me even though i didnt like it at first, but by the end i absolutely loved it

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What do you call a Russian with Tourette’s Syndrome?

Yukanol Fukov

I often tell people I have Imposter Syndrome

But I'm sure they can tell I'm lying.

I have a girlfriend with restless leg syndrome

I tell everyone - I get a kick out of it.

The Doctor told me, “You have Backstreet Boys Syndrome.”

Me to the Doctor, “Tell me why.”

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Stockholm Syndrome

My wife and I have a great marriage and a healthy sex life, even after all these years. And I’d like to think that I’m pretty good at sex. But I do have low self esteem, so sometimes I wonder if I’m doing a good job, or if her vagina has Stockholm Syndrome.

"Tom Jones Syndrome"

A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's office and finally, the Doc arrives.

"Hello Jim what seems to be the problem today?"

Jim replies "Doc, you've gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones!"

The Doc says "oh yes, that is 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
...

Why is premenstrual syndrome called PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

What is the opposite of Down Syndrome?

Down Gooddeeddrome

I’m on this great new drug to control my Tourette Syndrome.

I swear by it.

I have Down's Syndrome

47/46, would not recommend

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Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shit.

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Tom Jones Syndrome

A man goes to the doctor with a complaint, "In my right ear, all I can hear is, 'What's New, Pussycat?'. In my left ear, 'Delilah'."

The doctor says, "We call that 'Tom Jones Syndrome'."

"Is that a common malady?"

"It's Not Unusual."

Why do people with irritable bowel syndrome have a hard time making decisions?

They can’t trust their gut

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I got an email at work that really made me feel like I had Impostor Syndrome

But I talked to my therapist and he said I wasn't good enough to have that, so I feel much better now.

\[I'd like to think that is original, but I am sure I am unwittingly riffing on something I heard... more impostor syndrome!\]

What syndrome has people barking out potty humor?

Toilette’s syndrome

A man with tourette syndrome is selling birds.

All the parrots are returned.

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Tom Jones Syndrome

This guy went to his doctor and said,

“Doc, I can’t stop singing certain songs. All morning I’ve been humming ‘The Green, Green Grass Of Home.’ Yesterday it was, ‘Delilah.’ Last week I sang ‘What’s New Pussycat?’ at least 100 times! What’s wrong with me?”

The Doctor says, “Sounds ...

I went to a group therapy meeting for those suffering from the imposter syndrome.

If they only knew that I did belong there.

Far too many trees suffer from little dog syndrome

All bark and no bite

Tomorrow is Downs Syndrome Awareness Day

You're supposed to wear crazy socks.

I'm just going to wear extra jeans.

I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome.

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I'm writing a book on Impostor Syndrome!

Actually, wait a minute. Whatever made me think *I* was qualified to do that?

\*trudges off disconsolately\*

I hate when people make fun of my Tourette syndrome

It really ticks me off

I just finished reading a book on Stockholm syndrome

I didn't care for it much at first, but after a while i could 't put it down.

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A tourist returns back home

A tourist travels all over Asia and has unprotected sex wherever he goes. A few days after he returns back to America he notices that his penis is covered with green and purple spots. Alarmed, he immediately visits a doctor.

'Oh boy, that's obviously the infamous 'Mongolian Spotty Dick Syndro...

I was at the doctor's today and I learned I have Bartter Syndrome...

Wondering if anyone wants to trade?

(Yes that's a true syndrome, and come on, you knew the punchline before you read it).

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartter\_syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartter_syndrome)

Just be thankful COVID-19 wasn't instead named East Asian Respiratory Syndrome.

"Dude, don't touch her. She has EARS!"

It’s been a nightmare trying to find a keynote speaker for our first ever Impostor Syndrome conference..

Everyone I’ve asked has told me that they don’t deserve to be there.

A wife comes home one day and tells her husband she has been diagnosed as suffering from split personality syndrome.

“I thought you were just role playing”, replied the husband.

“No, but my psychologist has given me two options, live with it or lose one of the personalities” she says. “What do you think I should do”?

The husband thinks for a moment, “remind me dear, which one likes it in the ass”?

What do you call a stoner with Down Syndrome?

A baked potato.

A patient once told me that he had imposter syndrome.

I told him he was just faking it.

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Ed Zachary Syndrome

A woman was distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in
quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so
she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex
therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination roo...

A man with Down syndrome walks in to a bar

The barman says ' hey! Why the Mong face?'

How do you know if a deer has tourette's syndrome?

It has deer tics...

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout out, DOWN SYNDROME!

I once went to a convention about impostor syndrome...

...but I had to leave because I felt like I didn't belong

What’s the only test a person with Down syndrome does well on?

A DNA test, they get a 47 out of 46.

The other day, my friend said that he thinks that I might have Asperger's Syndrome.

I couldn't tell if he was joking, or being serious, or happy, or sad, or angry, or frightened, or...

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Two medical students were

walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. Th...

If people with down syndrome got an extra 21 chromosome..

Then, why isn’t it called up syndrome?

I need a volunteer to test Stockholm syndrome.

Any takers?

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I saw a guy with down syndrome buying a pair of jeans today.

I thought to myself, "What a greedy bastard, haven't you got enough already?"

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An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome was strolling around the streets...

An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome was strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one sunny afternoon.

Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window:
'Pianist wanted for evening performances'.

"Fucking get in there you cunt!" he says to hi...

I want to get a dog and name it Syndrome.

So that every time he gets on my couch, I can yell "DOWN SYNDROME"

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

My wife fell in love with me again during covid-19

I guess you could call it stuck-home syndrome

I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome...

I want to know what makes them tic.

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A man is suffering from restless leg syndrome

After countless unsuccessful medical treatments he becomes discouraged thinking he will never be able to enjoy a good night's sleep due to the overwhelming tingling sensations he experiences through his legs at night.

Having exhausted every other option, he decides to try his luck with a wit...

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My dog Syndrome keeps jumping up on people.

Down, Syndrome!

(I blame [this joke](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/i6d96/my_dog_mitten_ate_two_shuttlecocks_this_morning/) for dredging this up from my memory)

Me: Doc, I have this weird dream every night that I’m filling up my house with unnecessary groceries.

Doctor: I see. You may have stock home syndrome.

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