I was learning about the gastrointestinal system...

It was a lot to digest.

"Sherlock, what do you know about the gastrointestinal tract?"

"It's alimentary, my dear Watson."

Me [before gastrointestinal surgery]:

Me [after gastrointestinal surgery];

I am involved with a group that supports gastrointestinal awareness.

We call ourselves the bowel movement.

Was gonna' make a long joke about gastrointestinal problems but,

I digest.

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When creatures were nothing but a clump of cells...

When creatures were nothing but a clump of cells a hole begins to firm that exists throughout their entire lives as their gastrointestinal tract.

Some creatures form from the mouth down.

Others the other way around.

Humans fall into the second category.

So everyone readin...

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There was a shaman famous for transferring illness from others to himself

A man cursed with gastrointestinal issues went to see him after he tried all other western medicine options.
After the costly treatment the man asked the shaman in disbelief: "Please, don't get my hopes up if you're a fraud. Did you really transfer my diarrhea to you?"
The shaman responded cal...

Success isn't always valued

The gastrointestinal system's success is a complete human waste.

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