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Gastrointestinal Jokes

I was learning about the gastrointestinal system...

It was a lot to digest.

Me [before gastrointestinal surgery]:

Me [after gastrointestinal surgery];

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What does Sean Connery reading you a bedtime story have in common with a gastrointestinal doctor?

"Are you shitting comfortably?"

"Sherlock, what do you know about the gastrointestinal tract?"

"It's alimentary, my dear Watson."

I am involved with a group that supports gastrointestinal awareness.

We call ourselves the bowel movement.

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A young man goes to see his doctor…

The doctor greets him, noticing the look of concern on his patient’s face. He then asks what brings the young man in today. “Doc, I don’t know what to do. I’m experiencing very strange farts and I’m getting freaked out by it. I need your help,” the man says. The doctor reassures him and begins to ex...

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When creatures were nothing but a clump of cells...

When creatures were nothing but a clump of cells a hole begins to firm that exists throughout their entire lives as their gastrointestinal tract.

Some creatures form from the mouth down.

Others the other way around.

Humans fall into the second category.

So everyone readin...

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There was a shaman famous for transferring illness from others to himself

A man cursed with gastrointestinal issues went to see him after he tried all other western medicine options.
After the costly treatment the man asked the shaman in disbelief: "Please, don't get my hopes up if you're a fraud. Did you really transfer my diarrhea to you?"
The shaman responded cal...

Success isn't always valued

The gastrointestinal system's success is a complete human waste.

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