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Disorders Jokes

A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"

Slim to Nun?

Actual conversation today. My wife: "i'm tired of anaesthesiology. What other area of medicine should I try?"

Me: I don't know. Emerg?
Wife: Nah, I want something lower stress. Hey, what about sleep medicine?
Me: Sleep medicine?
Wife: Like, helping people with sleep disorders and such. I wonder what sort of education i'd need?
Me: Probably night school.

Did you hear about the guy that tried to get a date at a facility for women with eating disorders?

It was slim pickings.

I don't have any mental disorders.

My other personalities aren't so lucky.

Why did 10 have post traumatic stress disorders and night terrors?

Because he was smack dab in the middle of 9 11

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fetishes are getting seperate volume in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders

There is now the a-DSM and the b-DSM.

I am half Spiderman, half batman and half moon knight...

\- Poor
\- With no powers
\- With mental disorders

I tell all my dates I'm an open book.

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fifth edition.
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