I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?
I saw a guy out praying today
I listened close and overhead what he was saying: "Father, I approach thee in prayer today. Jugular, brachial, superior vena cava, renal, jugular..."
I stopped him right there and said "HEY! No vein repetitions."
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My dad's dad joke a few moments ago
My dad is a Navy Vietnam vet who is about to be a retired GM electrical engineer. He is retiring against his will because he has had three strokes, colon cancer, a pulmonary embolism, necrotic esophagus, renal failure, pneumonia, basically a medical shitstorm and he survived it all. In the process, ...