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Atrophy Jokes

I'm sick and tired of this "everybody wins" mentality kids have these days.

Seriously, they never exercise, lie in bed 12 hours a day, and sit down far more often than they stand up. And they still get atrophy.

Have you heard about that singer with muscle atrophy?

He calls himself the weakened.

What do you get for winning a muscle loss competition?

Atrophy.

Atrophy

...it isn't as rewarding as it sounds

Some words sounding similar can be confusing. For example, Entropy and Atrophy.

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

My Fiancé said she wanted to be a Trophy Wife

Now that we’re married all she does is lie around so much she can barely walk. And that’s how I learned my wife doesn’t know how to pronounce “atrophy.”

What kind of prize do you give to someone that hasn’t moved a muscle in over a year?

Atrophy!

My wife just lays in bed all day

She’s atrophy wife

Waking up after three years in a coma, a man decided to run in a marathon.

He didn’t win, but he still got atrophy.

The Doctor was impressed with my health and presented me with a trophy

I just don't remember whether it was atrophy or dystrophy.

What did the winner of the muscle loss contest receive as a prize?

Atrophy

What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.

What's the difference between the winner of a body building competition and a coach potato?

One has a trophy for muscles and the other has muscle atrophy.

I entered a competition to see whose muscles could whither away the fastest.

The winner got atrophy.

What was my prize for coming first in the National "Thinnest Arms" competition.

Atrophy.

How can you tell it’s a Millennial nursing home?

All the residents have atrophy.

I was told I was the best MS patient at the hospital.

I got atrophy

The rheumatologist turned chef hands you your plate

And she says
"Bon Atrophy"

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What do you call an award that wastes away?

Atrophy

What do you get when you break the world record for “not moving for the longest amount of time”?

A certificate and atrophy.

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Joaquin Phoenix won an award for weight loss transformation into Arthur Fleck in "Joker".

Atrophy.

Dead people reward

What do dead people get as a reward?

Atrophy

Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults.

Every kid gets atrophy.

A man who breaks the world record for longest survived coma is rewarded with

atrophy

What kind of award do you get for being really lazy?

Atrophy.

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I never participated in sports...

But I still got atrophy

Did you hear about the kid who won the ALS competition?

He won atrophy for first place.

Today I won the National Laziness Championship!

What did you win?

Atrophy

What was the prize for the body builder who went the longest time without working out?

aTrophy

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I chained up my trophy wife in the basement...

She's atrophy wife now.

Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League

Everyone gets atrophy at the end of the season.

Every time a test comes up, my friends and I joke about how we should become trophy wives.

But it seems like a lot of work to be a trophy wife; always dressing up, keeping in shape, keeping everything plucked. If I married a rich guy, I would probably wear sweatpants, watch Netflix everyday, and get fat on pizza and cookie dough. So instead of being a trophy wife, I'd be an atrophy wife...

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