Some words sounding similar can be confusing. For example, Entropy and Atrophy.

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

What did the winner of the muscle loss contest receive as a prize?

Atrophy

Atrophy

...it isn't as rewarding as it sounds

What kind of award do you get for being a #1 couch potato?

A trophy. Muscle atrophy.

What do you call an award that wastes away?

Atrophy

What was my prize for coming first in the National "Thinnest Arms" competition.

Atrophy.

The rheumatologist turned chef hands you your plate

And she says
"Bon Atrophy"

Joaquin Phoenix won an award for weight loss transformation into Arthur Fleck in "Joker".

Atrophy.

What do you get when you break the world record for “not moving for the longest amount of time”?

A certificate and atrophy.

Who says sitting at home watching TV all day can't be rewarding?

In fact, I just got atrophy from it!

What did the man who won a contest where he sat still for 72 hours get?

Atrophy

What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.

Did you hear about the kid who won the ALS competition?

He won atrophy for first place.

Dead people reward

What do dead people get as a reward?

Atrophy

A man who breaks the world record for longest survived coma is rewarded with

atrophy

What do you get for winning the "Staying in Bed the Longest" competition?

Atrophy

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I never participated in sports...

But I still got atrophy

Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults.

Every kid gets atrophy.

Sometimes when you over-exert yourself to win the game

You are rewarded with atrophy.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

I entered a laziness competition and placed first.

I got atrophy.

What was the prize for the body builder who went the longest time without working out?

aTrophy

Today I won the National Laziness Championship!

What did you win?

Atrophy

Every time a test comes up, my friends and I joke about how we should become trophy wives.

But it seems like a lot of work to be a trophy wife; always dressing up, keeping in shape, keeping everything plucked. If I married a rich guy, I would probably wear sweatpants, watch Netflix everyday, and get fat on pizza and cookie dough. So instead of being a trophy wife, I'd be an atrophy wife...

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I chained up my trophy wife in the basement...

She's atrophy wife now.

Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League

Everyone gets atrophy at the end of the season.

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