Some words sounding similar can be confusing. For example, Entropy and Atrophy.

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

What did the winner of the muscle loss contest receive as a prize?


Atrophy isn't as rewarding as it sounds

I was told I was the best MS patient at the hospital.

I got atrophy

What do you call an award that wastes away?


What did the man get for losing the most amount of muscle?


What was my prize for coming first in the National "Thinnest Arms" competition.


The rheumatologist turned chef hands you your plate

And she says
"Bon Atrophy"

What do you get when you break the world record for “not moving for the longest amount of time”?

A certificate and atrophy.

Joaquin Phoenix won an award for weight loss transformation into Arthur Fleck in "Joker".


Who says sitting at home watching TV all day can't be rewarding?

In fact, I just got atrophy from it!

What did the laziest man in the world win?


What did the man who won a contest where he sat still for 72 hours get?


Dead people reward

What do dead people get as a reward?


Did you hear about the kid who won the ALS competition?

He won atrophy for first place.

A man who breaks the world record for longest survived coma is rewarded with


What kind of award do you get for being really lazy?


What do you get for winning the "Staying in Bed the Longest" competition?


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I never participated in sports...

But I still got atrophy

Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults.

Every kid gets atrophy.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?


I entered a laziness competition and placed first.

I got atrophy.

Today I won the National Laziness Championship!

What did you win?


What was the prize for the body builder who went the longest time without working out?


Every time a test comes up, my friends and I joke about how we should become trophy wives.

But it seems like a lot of work to be a trophy wife; always dressing up, keeping in shape, keeping everything plucked. If I married a rich guy, I would probably wear sweatpants, watch Netflix everyday, and get fat on pizza and cookie dough. So instead of being a trophy wife, I'd be an atrophy wife...

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I chained up my trophy wife in the basement...

She's atrophy wife now.

Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League

Everyone gets atrophy at the end of the season.

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