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Impotence - An original joke

A joke I (nearly) got suspended for, for making up at work:

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An 18 year old named Timmy is worried that he might be impotent so he goes to see the doctor.


Timmy says to the Doctor: "Doctor, doctor I'm afraid I might be impotent, I watch porn but nothing happens."...

Impotence

It's like incompetence but without the come.

A guy wanted to buy cigarettes , they gave him a box of cigarettes that said:"smoking causes impotence"

He looked at the cashier and said : "plz , give me the one that causes cancer"

Doctor: Does impotence bother you in your day to day life?

Patient: It hasn't come up.

A man buys a pack of cigarettes, warning label on the pack says: Smoking causes impotence.

The man gives it back and says "WTF is this? Give me the one that causes lung cancer instead."

I was shocked when my wife tried to sue me for impotence.

But thankfully, they couldn’t make it stand up in court.

I hear National Impotence Month starts tomorrow...

but I just can't get excited.

What is the scientific term for impotence in lizards?

Reptile dysfunction.

One spent hours in the parlor attempting to construct a humorous witticism to make light of one's impotence.

But sadly one never came.

The impotence group at my school broke up...

There were regular meetings, but nobody ever came.

Impotence

Impotence is when Earths gravity is larger than your wifes

Lady asks her husband, "What did the doctor say about your impotence?"

"Well," he says, "I couldn't bring it up."

The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium...

...And proclaimed "This will not stand!"

You know something that is really easy?

Impotence. It's definitely not hard.

A guy goes to buy a pack of cigarettes

A guy goes into the store to buy a pack of cigarettes.

The cashier hands him the cigarettes, the man looks at the package and it says ***"Smoking can cause impotence in men".***

The man looking disgusted throws the pack back at the cashier and yells: "Give me a pack that gives you canc...

A man went to buy cigarettes

He asked for a pack and the store manager gave it to him.
The man took the pack and noticed it had a health warning which said “Smoking causes impotence” he then looked at the self where the rest of the packs were and asked the store manager “can I please change it for the cancer one?”.

Two very active seniors

Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you ...

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I tell my dates I have a PhD in sex talk.

They are not as impressed when learning my dissertation was on the "effects of female ultrasonic vocalization on male impotence in rats"

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Andy Rooney on Sex

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory... I don't remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: nature's way of sa...

A man walks in to a store and buys a pack of cigarettes.

As the clerk hands the pack to him he says "you should really read the warning on them". "It says right here that smoking causes erectile dysfunction and highly increases your rate for impotence". The man looks at him in shock and says "can I just get the lung cancer ones".

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