Impotence Jokes

It's like incompetence but without the come.

Impotence is when Earths gravity is larger than your wifes

but I just can't get excited.

There were regular meetings, but nobody ever came.

Patient: It hasn't come up.

But thankfully, they couldn’t make it stand up in court.

He looked at the cashier and said : "plz , give me the one that causes cancer"

The man gives it back and says "WTF is this? Give me the one that causes lung cancer instead."

"Well," he says, "I couldn't bring it up."

...And proclaimed "This will not stand!"

A guy goes into the store to buy a pack of cigarettes.

The cashier hands him the cigarettes, the man looks at the package and it says ***"Smoking can cause impotence in men".***

The man looking disgusted throws the pack back at the cashier and yells: "Give me a pack that gives you canc... read more

Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you ... read more

He asked for a pack and the store manager gave it to him.
The man took the pack and noticed it had a health warning which said “Smoking causes impotence” he then looked at the self where the rest of the packs were and asked the store manager “can I please change it for the cancer one?”.

As the clerk hands the pack to him he says "you should really read the warning on them". "It says right here that smoking causes erectile dysfunction and highly increases your rate for impotence". The man looks at him in shock and says "can I just get the lung cancer ones".