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Autoimmune Jokes

Do you know about the rapper that had an autoimmune disease?

Lupus Fiasco

My doctor told me that I have an autoimmune disease.

That explains why I have been trying to kill myself.

What do you call an autoimmune disorder?

Allele problem

I can’t be injured by cars.

The scientists said I have an autoimmune condition.

Fred was driving his truck when he got into a wreck with a car.

Fred was driving his truck when he got into a wreck with a car. The car was totaled. Fred was fine.


The next week, Fred was on his motorcycle when a car pulled out in front of him. The car was totaled. Fred was fine.


The next week, Fred was crossing the street when a car hi...

A car hit me once

but it was okay because I’m autoimmune

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The Man who could only Drink Milk

I know an old man who had lived a life full of adventure, but his health started to catch up with him. He'd run the Boston Marathon, was an avid surfer, and climbed Everest, but he'd started to have abdominal pains around his 85th birthday and went to see a doctor. Sadly, he ultimately was diagnosed...

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