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Dysfunctional Parrot

Jim goes to the pet store, looking to buy a parrot. They’re all pretty expensive except one, which is $20. He asks, “Hm what’s wrong with you?” To his surprise the parrot responds, “Well, I’m a dysfunctional parrot. I have no legs and I can’t fly. But I AM a great companion! I’m fluent in three lang...

What do you call a family reunion for a dysfunctional family?

A family dysfunction
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I called to the toilet paper manufacturer to complain about a dysfunctional layer of the product...

They wouldn't re-ply.
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