What does the F in Ethiopia stand for?

Food

Why are there no pharmacies in Ethiopia?

Because you need to eat food before taking medication

What’s the difference between America and Ethiopia

There’s Ethiopian food in America

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Duct tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.

Whats the national dish of ethiopia? Dont know?

Neither do they.

Heard this joke a long time ago in highschool.. when band aid and Ethiopia were big news..

Ahmed runs a little eatery in Ethiopia.

One day, just when he was about to close up, an Ethiopian runs in, grab a plastic fork from the self serve area and runs out.. before Ahmed can process whether he's just been robbed.. another runs in, grab a fork but this time, the Ethiopian says thanks...

Did you hear the score of the England vs Ethiopia soccer game?

England 8. Ethiopia didn't

Why don't Ethiopians ever take medicine?

The package says, "take in after eating".

If each letter in Ethiopia stood for a word describing the country,

The f would stand for food

What's the main cause of emigration in Ethiopia?

The wind

A Frenchman and an Ethiopian got into a heated argument.

The Frenchman said, "We have better food, wine, standard of living, transportation, infrastructure, economy, and GDP than you! What do you have? Nothing!"

The Ethiopian answered, "At least we didn't surrender to the Axis!"

Did you ever hear about McDonald's sending 10 million straws to Ethiopia..

Ethiopia wrote back and said thanks for the leg warmers

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What’s so good about an Ethiopian blow job?

You know that she will definitely swallow

The President of Ethiopia pays a visit to Moscow to meet Vladimir Putin

So the two sit down and discuss their politics when Putin says, "Hey, I'm bored, we have a fun little game we play here called Russian Roulette. We should play it."

"How do you play?" The President of Ethiopia asks.

"Easy, here's a pistol. It has a round and some empty slots. Point th...

What was the name of that white girl’s Collie who went on all those adventures in Ethiopia between 1930 and 1974?

Haley's Lassie

Anyone know the score in the Nigeria Ethiopia footy match?

Nigeria 8 - Ethiopia Didn't

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Ethiopian Jokes [Very, Very Offensive]

• How Many ethiopians can you fit into a phone booth?
-All of 'em

• How do you tell if an ethiopian woman is pregnant?
-Hold her up to the light

•How do you start a riot in ethiopia?
-Roll a donut down the street

•Did you hear about the Ethiopian-American soccer game?...

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

What does the elevator in Ethiopia say

200 kg
Or 500 people

Why did the government of Ethiopia tie a piece of string over their country?

So the kids could play in the shadow.

Ethiopia is the healthiest country in the world...

If you sort by number of diabetics per capita.

At my school, the cafeteria has "World Cuisine" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia...

...they served us nothing.

What's the end result of a soccer game between Jamaica and Ethiopia?

Half the grass is smoked and the other half is eaten.

England and Ethiopia recently played each other in a football match

After a tough match, with both opponents clashing, the scoreline ended in English 8 - Ethiopia Didn't

(warning racist and horrible humor, NSFW) How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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A 20 year old man visited his 100 year old grandmother

The 20 year old asked what was her secret to living so long.
His grandmother replied, "I will tell you if you do one thing for me, tell me how grains of sand on every beach in the entire world!"
The 20 year old planning to travel the world took this challenge and set off counting every grain ...

If you are what you eat...

Then there's nobody living in Ethiopia.

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50 of the most offensive jokes I know

1_Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes

2_My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

3_What do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor....

She's technically not wrong...

This actually happened last night with my girlfriend...
Me: So did you read 1984?
She: Yeah, I did...utopian society right?
Me:No it is the total opposite...do you know the opposite of utopian?
She: yeah..Ethiopia right?
and yes she was being totally serious.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia.

What's the second fastest animal?

...

The ethiopian chasing it.

An African American invited a white friend over for dinner ...

(Disclaimer: I got the idea for this joke from a post from /r/youdontsurf)
An African-American man named Noah invited his white friend, Brad, over for dinner with his family.

When Brad arrived at the Noah's house, Noah told him that dinner will be out very soon, and guided him to a seat a...

Do you know what the last result of the World Cup was?

Spain - 8 Ethiopia - didn't

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Airplane Trouble

The pilot of a transatlantic flight going to Ethiopia comes on the speaker system announcing that there was a malfunction and weight needed to be lost in order to make the flight.

The pilot then proceeded to announce that he would be dumping all luggage and cargo to lose weight.

Afte...