What’s the difference between America and Ethiopia
There’s Ethiopian food in America
Whats the national dish of ethiopia? Dont know?
Neither do they.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Duct tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.
Why are there no pharmacies in Ethiopia?
Because you need to eat food before taking medication
Heard this joke a long time ago in highschool.. when band aid and Ethiopia were big news..
Ahmed runs a little eatery in Ethiopia.
One day, just when he was about to close up, an Ethiopian runs in, grab a plastic fork from the self serve area and runs out.. before Ahmed can process whether he's just been robbed.. another runs in, grab a fork but this time, the Ethiopian says thanks...
Why don't Ethiopians ever take medicine?
The package says, "take in after eating".
Did you hear the score of the England vs Ethiopia soccer game?
England 8. Ethiopia didn't
If each letter in Ethiopia stood for a word describing the country,
The f would stand for food
What's the main cause of emigration in Ethiopia?
A Frenchman and an Ethiopian got into a heated argument.
The Frenchman said, "We have better food, wine, standard of living, transportation, infrastructure, economy, and GDP than you! What do you have? Nothing!"
The Ethiopian answered, "At least we didn't surrender to the Axis!"
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What’s so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
You know that she will definitely swallow
The President of Ethiopia pays a visit to Moscow to meet Vladimir Putin
So the two sit down and discuss their politics when Putin says, "Hey, I'm bored, we have a fun little game we play here called Russian Roulette. We should play it."
"How do you play?" The President of Ethiopia asks.
"Easy, here's a pistol. It has a round and some empty slots. Point th...
Did you ever hear about McDonald's sending 10 million straws to Ethiopia..
Ethiopia wrote back and said thanks for the leg warmers
What does the elevator in Ethiopia say
200 kg Or 500 people
Anyone know the score in the Nigeria Ethiopia footy match?
Nigeria 8 - Ethiopia Didn't
What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?
What was the name of that white girl’s Collie who went on all those adventures in Ethiopia between 1930 and 1974?
Ethiopia is the healthiest country in the world...
If you sort by number of diabetics per capita.
What's the end result of a soccer game between Jamaica and Ethiopia?
Half the grass is smoked and the other half is eaten.
Why did the government of Ethiopia tie a piece of string over their country?
So the kids could play in the shadow.
At my school, the cafeteria has "World Cuisine" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia...
...they served us nothing.
England and Ethiopia recently played each other in a football match
After a tough match, with both opponents clashing, the scoreline ended in English 8 - Ethiopia Didn't
The King’s Kidney
Long ago, one of kidneys of the King of Ethiopia was ruptured when the leash to his horse snapped, causing the horse to kick back in surprise. One of his bishops rushed to his side and offered a quick prayer.
“Oh God, I pray that our king’s kidney may be healed, and that he will live to rule...
If you are what you eat...
Then there's nobody living in Ethiopia.
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A 20 year old man visited his 100 year old grandmother
The 20 year old asked what was her secret to living so long. His grandmother replied, "I will tell you if you do one thing for me, tell me how grains of sand on every beach in the entire world!" The 20 year old planning to travel the world took this challenge and set off counting every grain ...
What's the fastest animal in the world?
A chicken crossing Ethiopia.
What's the second fastest animal?
The ethiopian chasing it.
She's technically not wrong...
This actually happened last night with my girlfriend... Me: So did you read 1984? She: Yeah, I did...utopian society right? Me:No it is the total opposite...do you know the opposite of utopian? She: yeah..Ethiopia right? and yes she was being totally serious.
What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?
Too many Negus.
An African American invited a white friend over for dinner ...
(Disclaimer: I got the idea for this joke from a post from /r/youdontsurf) An African-American man named Noah invited his white friend, Brad, over for dinner with his family.
When Brad arrived at the Noah's house, Noah told him that dinner will be out very soon, and guided him to a seat a...
Do you know what the last result of the World Cup was?
Spain - 8 Ethiopia - didn't