My local Chinese restaurant has been hit with a £10k electricity bill.
They said they can't turn off all the lights but they do dim sum.
Why was the dim sum restaurant condemned?
They had a wonton disregard for safety.
My local Chinese takeaway is really struggling with cost of energy bills
They don't want to turn all the lights off, but they do dim sum
A man lived above a Chinese restaurant.
One night, he was trying to sleep but the restaurant's bright neon lights kept him awake. So he went downstairs to ask the owner of the restaurant if he could turn off any of the lights. "I'm afraid I can't," replied the owner, "but I can dim sum."
I have created the only non-racist Chinese joke.
So I went to Chinatown today. There were too many bright lights. I asked them to dim sum.
What do Chinese restaurants do when their lights are too bright?
Dim sum
How do Asians make love?
First they dim sum lights
(Courtesy of my little brother)
A man is eating at his local dumpling shop.
The waiter comes over and asks if everything is OK with his meal today. "Meals wonderful! But these lights are so bright" he says. Waiter asks "would you like us to turn them off?". Man says "No, but maybe Dim Sum."
What did the redneck say about the Chinese dumpling house?
Dim Sum good dumplings!
What do you call a group of idiots?
A dim sum.
I always leave Chinese restaurants overstuffed and bloated. I eat till I’m full
and dim sum.
How many Chinese folks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't change lightbulbs, then just dim sum.
What do Chinese food and entropy calculations have in common?
they both feature some dim sums
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