The waiter comes over and asks if everything is OK with his meal today. "Meals wonderful! But these lights are so bright" he says. Waiter asks "would you like us to turn them off?". Man says "No, but maybe Dim Sum."
What did the redneck say about the Chinese dumpling house?
Dim Sum good dumplings!
What do you call a group of idiots?
A dim sum.
I have created the only non-racist Chinese joke.
So I went to Chinatown today. There were too many bright lights. I asked them to dim sum.
How do Asians make love?
First they dim sum lights
(Courtesy of my little brother)
Did you hear about the guy with Pica who raided the Chinese restaurant?
He ate everything and dim sum.
How many Chinese folks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't change lightbulbs, then just dim sum.
What do Chinese food and entropy calculations have in common?
they both feature some dim sums