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Why shouldn't you start a war with China?

Because they'll show a Wonton disregard for human life.

I called in an order of wonton soup, but I guess they misunderstood me.

On an unrelated note, I'm opening a soup kitchen.

My family and I got takeout and we got wonton soup but we needed one more

so now we have twoton soup.

A contest in South Korea awarded a small amount of money for a large item of food...

A one ton wonton won ten won.

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who tried to order wonton soup?

He never got served. He kept saying "notnow"

Why do they hate food fights in Chinese restaurants?

Because it's wonton violence.

My wife went to a chinese restaurant last night, but walked out in disgust when she saw their dumplings.

A clear case of wonton abandon.

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

Wonton.

Whats the difference between going to war with China and eating at a Chinese restaurant?

Wanton destruction vs Wonton consumption

Did you hear about the Asian cuisine chef that dropped a dumpling on the floor?

He was charged with wonton endangerment.

What do you call 2000 pounds in Chinese?

Wonton.

I was chopping up some leftover dumplings from my soup at a Chinese restaurant when suddenly it hit me...

I was engaging in acts of wonton destruction.

The police are currently on the lookout for a massive homeless dumpling that has been indiscriminately ransacking houses for money to buy basic necessities.

He's a wanted wanting wanton one-ton wonton.

What do you call it when Chinese soup almost falls off a table?

Wonton endangerment.

“You like soup?”

“Yea, especially thick heavy soups. ”
“oh what’s your favorite heavy soup?”
“wonton soup”



Edit. Thanks to the 6 people that found this terrible joke upvote worthy.

Today a large shipment of Chinese dumplings was thrown to the ground and smashed into crumbs by vandals who are unhappy with a change in the savory treat's recipe.

Local officials are said to be appalled by the wonton destruction.

Did you hear about the officer who shot his pistol into the Chinese restaurant?

He was charged with wonton endangerment.

What’s the heaviest food in the world?

Wonton soup

What was the nickname for the man who won a ton of soup?

Wonton

I just tore a dumpling in half

It was wonton destruction

Why was the dim sum restaurant condemned?

They had a wonton disregard for safety.

A group of thugs barged into a chinese restaurant recently and smashed up all the dumplings...

Such pointless wonton destruction.

Why was the Chinese dumpling behaving in a deliberate and unprovoked way?

It was wonton.

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

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