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Flatbread Jokes

The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe

Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.

My wife said she could smell an Indian flatbread from a mile away.

I said that was naan scents.

A man tries to pay for lunch with coins made of flatbread

Waiter tells him they won't take his naan cents

I joined a religion where flatbread tells us about god.

Its a naan prophet organization.


I have no idea why this was the first thing my brain did when I woke up this morning.

What do you call it when a flatbread speaks gibberish?

Naansense!

Have you heard about the new flatbread conspiracy theorists?

They're out to convince all naan believers.

I told my son I couldn't make curry one night because we didn't have flatbread.He asked why?

I told him it was a naan issue.

Why did Gandhi throw flatbread at his wife?

Because he believed in naan violence!

The serpent I own refuses to eat Indian flatbread unless it is accompanied by a bread roll.

My anaconda don't want naan unless you got buns hun.

Did you know that Indian Restaurants make most of their money on their flatbread?

They’re naan-profit organizations.

I made little coins out of some Indian flatbread

I thought they were cool, but my mom said it was nothing but naan cents.

What did the cook say after he finished putting smoked chicken and avocado into a soft flatbread?

"That's a wrap"

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What do you call a man who uses Greek flatbread to achieve sexual gratification?

In general he's a pitaphile but if there is hummus involved, he's also hummus-sexual.

Did you know that Spider-Man has a winter jacket made out of Mediterranean flatbread?

It’s a pita parka.

I caught my wife adding yeast to my beloved flatbread recipe;

But I know she's just trying to get a rise out of me

If ever I commit murder, I'm doing it with Indian flatbread.

Naan violent crimes get shorter sentences in respect for their counterparts.

Did you know that you don't pay taxes on flatbreads if they have a picture of Mohammed on it?

That's because naan-prophets are tax-exempt.

If no one else is eating Indian flatbread, I won’t either.

I guess you can say I’m a Naan conformist.

I can tell she liked my flatbread

There's naan left.

When my wife told me she wanted a divorce, I told her that I really liked flatbread.

It was a naan sequitur.

I ordered a foot long Italian on whole wheat at Subway but I got a six inch turkey on flatbread.

Wrong sub.

I have trouble pronouncing certain types of flatbreads.

It's been a naan issue for me.

What kind of protests do flatbreads organize?

Naan-violence

I was talking to my friend and he brought up Indian flatbread out of nowhere.

It was a real naan sequitur.

A man goes to the dentist with some broken teeth...

The dentist asks the man what happened, to which the man responds saying:

"My wife cooked some chicken and roti (Indian flatbread) but the bread was very hard and stiff."

The dentist replied: "You should have told her the bread was too hard and refused to eat it"

To which the ...

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In medieval times in Rome, the Pope, influenced by some conservative advisers, decided to expel all Jews from the city

The Pope, not wanting to seem as forcing his decision on the Jews, allowed a debate to be held so the Jews could defend their citizenship.

That night, the Jewish Rabbis gathered in the synagogue to decide who will debate against the Pope. However none of the Rabbis wanted to debate against hi...

What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

In the City of Loafington, there lived a superhero named Wonderbread.

Wonderbread was, predictably, a superhero with bread-themed powers. He could beat up a gang with a baguette, trap someone in a giant pita, or cushion someone's fall with swiftly-rising dough. He was beloved by all in the city, for his escapades had the lovely side-effect of feeding the entire city f...

Indian Restaurant

I went to an Indian restaurant. The waiter brought out a basket of stale flatbread before realizing his mistake and bringing a fresh one. I would have complained, but it was a naan-issue.

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