Did you know that Spider-Man has a winter jacket made out of Mediterranean flatbread?

It’s a pita parka.

Did you know that you don't pay taxes on flatbreads if they have a picture of Mohammed on it?

That's because naan-prophets are tax-exempt.

“Hey honey, how much of that Indian flatbread is there leftover?”

Naan.

If no one else is eating Indian flatbread, I won’t either.

I guess you can say I’m a Naan conformist.

I can tell she liked my flatbread

There's naan left.

I have trouble pronouncing certain types of flatbreads.

It's been a naan issue for me.

When my wife told me she wanted a divorce, I told her that I really liked flatbread.

It was a naan sequitur.

I ordered a foot long Italian on whole wheat at Subway but I got a six inch turkey on flatbread.

Wrong sub.

If ever I commit murder, I'm doing it with Indian flatbread.

Naan violent crimes get shorter sentences in respect for their counterparts.

I was talking to my friend and he brought up Indian flatbread out of nowhere.

It was a real naan sequitur.

Ever hear a flatbread sing?

Ever hear a pita wrap?

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In medieval times in Rome, the Pope, influenced by some conservative advisers, decided to expel all Jews from the city

The Pope, not wanting to seem as forcing his decision on the Jews, allowed a debate to be held so the Jews could defend their citizenship.

That night, the Jewish Rabbis gathered in the synagogue to decide who will debate against the Pope. However none of the Rabbis wanted to debate against hi...

In the City of Loafington, there lived a superhero named Wonderbread.

Wonderbread was, predictably, a superhero with bread-themed powers. He could beat up a gang with a baguette, trap someone in a giant pita, or cushion someone's fall with swiftly-rising dough. He was beloved by all in the city, for his escapades had the lovely side-effect of feeding the entire city f...

A man goes to the dentist with some broken teeth...

The dentist asks the man what happened, to which the man responds saying:

"My wife cooked some chicken and roti (Indian flatbread) but the bread was very hard and stiff."

The dentist replied: "You should have told her the bread was too hard and refused to eat it"

To which the ...

What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

Indian Restaurant

I went to an Indian restaurant. The waiter brought out a basket of stale flatbread before realizing his mistake and bringing a fresh one. I would have complained, but it was a naan-issue.

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