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RIP boiling water

You will be mist.
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NSFW What did the egg say to the boiling water?

I just got laid and you expect me to be hard in3 minutes?!?
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5 Jokes about Boiling Water

1. Perhaps I shouldn't joke on here about boiling water, it might be too steamy.
2. RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.
3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
4. What do you get when your pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies
5. One cannibal says ...
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RIP boiling water

You will be mist.
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The Maid asked the master's wife for a pay raise!!

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.” “The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”...

A monk, a nun and a priest all suddenly die in a fire and end up before God...

"You are all going to hell!" he announces. "As despite your dedicated lives you still had sins you did not repent for! However, for your services to me, I will allow you to choose your eternal punishment. You must select 3 different things I find most terrible that humans have experienced before. Ea...
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Why should you always melt chocolate over boiling water?

Because if you try and melt it under boiling water, you’ll die.
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The troubles of foreigners in Canada

A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."

"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."

"Wait a...
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Did you hear about the guy who escaped a firing squad only to fall into a vat of boiling oil?

He went from the firing plan into the fryer.
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I really like boiling fruits for hours

That's my jam
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A sign on a restaurant window says "If you order it and we don't have it, you instantly win one million dollars"

A man walking by notices the sign and walks in the restaurant and sits down at the table with a smirk on his face. The waiter asks what he will be having and the man says "I will have white rhinoceros stew please." The waiter comes out with a boiling hot bowl of exactly what the man ordered. The man...
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How do you make holy water?

By boiling the hell out of it!
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I was boiling some noodles until the pot suddenly began to float.

Needless to say, it was soup rising.
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Ever since I bought $GME shares, my wife won’t stop boiling chickens.

She likes the stock.
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I love taking photos of myself standing next to boiling water.

My doctor says I have selfie steam issues.
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Why does a teapot whistle when it’s boiling?

Because it’s telighted!
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Whom did the German philosopher quote when his friend dipped his hand in boiling oil?

Johann Gottfried
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I was boiling a lobster, and it started screaming...

I felt bad, so I drove it to the woods and set it free.
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Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?

Boil some at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
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What kind of business involves boiling knees, elbows and shoulders in vats of water?

A joint stock company
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What did the Japanese chef ask to his boiling noodles?

Udon yet?

What did the tied up lobster fear more than boiling water?

Claw-Strophobia
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