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A boy is visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time.

He's looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet, each of them inscribed with what seems like half words. He picks one of them down just as girlfriend's mom walks in, and he asks her what the cups are for.

"Oh those. They're family cups, one for each member, but ...

How do you get "Beer Goggles?"

You put alcohol in your "Drinking Glasses."

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