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Did you hear about the Jewish man who kept drawing on his penis?

He was told for good hygiene you have to draw back your foreskin.

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A man and a woman are in a car accident...

...the man wakes up in the hospital to find a doctor standing over him. The doctor tells him that his wife has lost some serious skin on her face and he is a possible donor, the only draw back is that the skin must come from his ass. The doctor agrees and the couple keeps it to secrecy. 6 months lat...

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