Donated Jokes

Don't worry ladies, I also donated $7.80 to Hilary.

I now have $999999.75 left.

Can't express the happiness I got when I saw him putting the knife back in his pocket

Yet I get investigated for donating 10???

But I doubt they'll ever see any of the money

Thanks for the stranger kind Silver!

Dad : I just donated all your toys to the orphanage

Son: Why?

Dad: So you'll have something to play with when i take you there.

I donated sperm and all I got was a weird look from the Salvation Army Santa.

Hispanic Attacks

It will be missed.

But when I donated 7 more, they seemed a lot less appreciative.

I donate two kidneys, they called me a hero.

But for some strange reason, when I donated three kidneys, they called the police.

Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral.

As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said: “Well, I’m sure Sam would be pleased.”

“I’m sure you’re right,” replied Sadie, who leaned in close and lowered her voice to a whisper.... read more

A representative of the organization called the man. "Our research shows that you make millions of dollars a year, and we were wondering if you'd like to donate some amount to help those in need."

The man responded, "Did your research show you that my mother is suffering from a chronic illne... read more

I donated 4 and I’m somehow a criminal

They didn't even say thank you.

So a week ago i donated 1 kidney to the hospital they were really grateful and i saved a mans life.
So yesterday i donated 4 kidneys to the hospital and now the police wont leave me alone.
Smh
Ungrateful people these days

They still want to know where i got it from

bast*rds sent it back and demanded a refund

At the Pearly Gates, St Peter says to the engineer "Sorry pal, you're not on the list. You can't get into heaven." The engineer says "Wait a minute, I always donated to charity, my wife and I raised two orphans we adopted, I attended church regularly, what do you mean I'm not on the list to get into... read more

The Dude Provides!

It’s a no bull cause.

it was a dead giveaway.

Now I have a few 'mil' in the bank

It was a very charitable act.

So this worker went to the rich man's office, and tried to convince him to give to charity.

The rich man folded his arms and replied angrily. "Did you know my sister's husband passed away suddenly? And left behind 4 children for her to raise by herself?"

The charity worker was surprise... read more

so that I am less and less related to some of my relatives

She really didn’t want money, she said it’s just one nightstand.

Well, I never got to the donation part.. apparently I MUST state where I got it from

You won’t believe the happiness on his face as he put the gun away