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Charities Jokes

Did you hear about all that corruption in the blind charities?

No matter how much you donate, *those kids will never see a dime.*

Never again giving money to those marathon charities

They took my money and ran away with it.

I work as the lead singer in a U2 tribute band that provides free performances for charities and at protests

I'm a pro bono pro Bono

They say Jeff Bridges donated a good sum of money to charities after The Big Lebowski…

The Dude Provides!

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Did you hear Tampax is donating slightly defective tampons to charities?

No strings attached

KFC

A man goes to see the pope.

"Your Holiness. I work for KFC, and we'll offer you ten million dollars to change the reading of the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to ' Give us this day our daily chicken.'"

The pope is aghast! "I can't just go changing God's word f...

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Today at work they had an HR driven roundtable, where we were supposed to share our favorite charities and where we volunteer. I managed to piss everyone off.

I said "I do a lot of work with unwed mothers."

People asked what specifically I do with them.

I responded, "I just help them get their start"

Please, donate to charities to provide bug nets to poor Africans.

With your help, we can save millions of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS.

Don't feel bad about not donating to blind peoples charities...

They were never going to see it anyway.

My dad says he donates to the African water charities

Because he's got a well paying job.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. Delighted, the genie says "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately shouts out "I want a billion pounds." *POOF*, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." *POOF*, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now wel...

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

We should all be donating more to mental health charities

It really is *fundamental*.

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