Donating Jokes - 28 Hilarious Donating Jokes

I tried donating blood today. Never again!!

Too many stupid questions. Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from?? Why is it in a bucket???

When I die, I’m donating my body to science.

It’s the only way I’ll ever get into medical school.

I tried donating two classic board games to a thrift store, but they said they could only take one. I asked which one they wanted and they said...

Sorry. We don't want any Trouble.

I'm thinking of donating my body to science

It's taking up too much space in the freezer.

What's a guy doing when he's donating sperm for money?

A nut job

A man who donated one kidney is a hero.

Yet I get investigated for donating 10???

My only form of income is donating blood

It's sucking the life out of me

Donating Kidneys

So a man donates a kidney a gets praised,

But I donate 5 kidneys and get arrested?

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink and no one listened.

He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater.

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I've always hated donating blood.

They always ask way too many questions. Like, "Where did you get the blood" or "Whose blood is this". Like come on, I'm donating just be grateful.

I absolutely hate donating blood. As soon as you walk through the door you get bombarded with questions.

I absolutely hate when they ask
“Where did you get it?”
“Why is it in a bucket?”

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I’m planning on donating my organs when I die.

Microbiology students are going to have a blast with my .

I got banned from donating clothes to the local orphanage

Apparently they don't appreciate Batman costumes......

I just found out you can get paid for donating sperm!

All that money that's just slipped through my fingers.

When talking about the ammo Remington was donating to Ukraine a friend asked who it was for.

My second friend said Ukraine.

I said Russians.

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Pornhub is now donating money to bee preservation for every video you watch on their new site...

I guess I’m gonna go single-handedly save the bees!

I just won $1,000,000 from the lottery and I'm donating a quarter to charity!

Not sure what I'm going to do with the left over $999,999.75 though.

I tried donating to Autism Speaks

Apparently they only take money

A guy walks into a recovery room after donating blood.

A woman asks him how he feels.

Guy: I feel fine, but I doubt it would help someone.

Woman: why do you have to be so negative?

Guy: I can’t help it. It’s in my blood.

Doctor: "Have you ever thought of donating organs after your death?"

Man: " Yeah, I will donate my brain"
Doctor: "Good, all tiny bits help"

Someone arrived at the hospital bleeding profusely. He saw a preson donating blood.

He said "I hope that preson is a type O."

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Did you hear Tampax is donating slightly defective tampons to charities?

No strings attached

The Olympic skier Picabo Street made headlines by donating enough money to build a new hospital.

To thank her they named a wing of the hospital after her. The Picabo ICU.

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I tried donating to the itty-bitty committee...

But they don't really need the support

Don't feel bad about not donating to blind peoples charities...

They were never going to see it anyway.

Always give 100% in everything you do!

Except when donating blood.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

"Cancer stole our jobs!"

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