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He said, “But the jokes are garbage.”

I said, “They aren’t garbage, they’re recycled!”

Because who knows? My video could go viral.

My first issue arrives last week.

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

His opponent was confused because he was fully on the offensive and made not even one defensive move.

After the game, the opponent asked him about his unorthodox technique.

He replied, "Oh yeah, I only know how to riposte."

Funnily enough he remembers all the jokes he ever heard.

So I asked him, "How can you remember all the freakin' jokes?"

He replied, "Its hard to forget when you are reminded every minute."

For the free-tiddy.

"Lycan subscribe!"

Hey, what's up guys!?

but haven't received a single issue. Then I remembered I had "No junk mail" on my door.


This is the worst, super specific pun I've come up with so far.

One of the symptoms of the disease is having no taste.

+Hello, I'm here to subscribe to the gym
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I laughed but still. I find it unlikely that a quarter billion people subscribed to r/jokes

It's got the same centerfold every month.

"Oh, really? Did *he* eat a lot of chocolate?"

"No, he minded his own damn business."

**Edit:** Credit where due -- [/u/samvet21 informs me](/r/Jokes/comments/8cnjvk/i_saw_a_little_boy_at_the_bus_stop_eating_a_giant/dxhf9ku/) that the original joke was by Philadelphia comedian [Todd Gl... read more

The thyme has come today...

/r/politics

Because they always appreciate a riposte.

I can hear jokes echoing again and again.

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I now know that’s I’m on somekind of watch list

There's just one issue.

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But it takes forever for an issue to come out.

They don't play the beta.

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They are always telling everyone “Don’t forget to like Cher, and subscribe.”

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It all happened after one guy changed his password.”

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- Credit: Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (a rare actually good joke by Fallon I heard while my mom was watching)

Apparently, it's not Game of Thrones S8.

Of course you do, you are subscribed to r/Jokes.

Don't forget to lichen subscribe!

Since I have subscribed to the gym membership and I didn't lose a single pound. I might have to go there in person to see what's happening.

Steve and Cliff are having this talk. Steve says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy for the same reason." Cliff says, "Why?"

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They told me to lichen subscribe

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We are cutting off your Internet service due to illegal downloading.

That entails having to subscribe to him in the first place

Just hit subscribe.

I told my wife we shouldn't have named him Subscribe.

"There are to people on a boat pete and repeat, pete falls of whose still on the boat?"

"repeat"

"There are to people on a boat pete and repeat, pete falls of whose still on the boat?"

"repeat"

"There are to people on a boat pete and repeat, pete falls of whose still on t... read more

A postman delivers the same things every day. The man who owns the house walks out and talks to the postman one day.

Man: Why do you deliver the same items everyday?

Postman: because you subscribed to r/jokes

A new subscriber comes and watches this, unable to understand. He sees a post with just the number 3771, having 2.1k upvotes. He gets very confused.
So, he decides to make a post of himself. He posts 92075, and he gets 45.6k upvotes. He is intrigued, so much that he messages the mod team and ask... read more

So if you liked this video, leave a like, subscribe, and hit that bell for notifications. If we can get this video to 1000 likes, I'll make another video on the hangman challenge.

The number of subscribed accounts has grown into the billions, but to the man's shock, the top-upvoted post of the day is simply the number "72,423".

When he goes into the comments section and asks what it is, he is promptly told that every joke has been told so many times, they've assigned n... read more

Everyone subscribes, but no one actually spends any time there.

Guys this isn't really a joke... but why is the count of redditors subscribed to /r/jokes way over the number of users on reddit? like 67 million? and please don't downvote me.... im just confused