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If you have a child, you can name them “one million subscribers on YouTube”

Then you can tell people you hit one million subscribers on YouTube

r/Jokes Has 19 Million subscribers!

It's amazing what 7 jokes can do

We have passed 10 million subscribers. Thank you very much for joining us.

Sincerely Coronavirus

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A redditor is searching for the funniest joke of all time, so he subscribes to r/jokes.

After a short while, and a few small chuckles, he realises he's reading the same shit over and over again, post after post.

"I'm never going to find a real joke", he thinks.

He sighs and tilts his head in dismay. Looking down he starts to read the thread and it hits him...

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If r/Jokes posts were like YouTube videos

Joke title: IS THIS THE WORLD'S FUNNIEST JOKE?

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I told my friend to subscribe to r/jokes.

He said, “But the jokes are garbage.”

I said, “They aren’t garbage, they’re recycled!”

It's 2023, and I still tell my subscribers on YouTube to wear a mask.

Because who knows? My video could go viral.

I subscribed to 'Time Travel' magazine today.

My first issue arrives last week.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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Why did the Redditor subscribe to r/poop and r/jokes? NSFW

For shits and giggles.

An r/Jokes subscriber was fencing...

His opponent was confused because he was fully on the offensive and made not even one defensive move.

After the game, the opponent asked him about his unorthodox technique.

He replied, "Oh yeah, I only know how to riposte."

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A rural farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.

He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing do...

I met a guy who was a r/jokes subscriber.

Funnily enough he remembers all the jokes he ever heard.

So I asked him, "How can you remember all the freakin' jokes?"

He replied, "Its hard to forget when you are reminded every minute."

Why is the Loch Ness Monster subscribed to r/gonewild?

For the free-tiddy.

What do werewolves say at the end of their YouTube videos?

"Lycan subscribe!"

What did the vertigo afflicted YouTuber say to his subscribers?

Hey, what's up guys!?

I recently subscribed to Asian Maritime History Monthly...

but haven't received a single issue. Then I remembered I had "No junk mail" on my door.


This is the worst, super specific pun I've come up with so far.

Anyone who subscribes to r/Jokes should be tested for Coronavirus

One of the symptoms of the disease is having no taste.

Hello, Im here to subscribe to the gym

+Hello, I'm here to subscribe to the gym
-Are you here because of a New Year Resolution?
+Yes
-We have a one day plan, it includes 4 selfies in the weight lifting area
+Perfect

Is the subscribed to r/jokes number a joke?

I laughed but still. I find it unlikely that a quarter billion people subscribed to r/jokes

I accidentally subscribed to the "married man" edition of Playboy.

It's got the same centerfold every month.

I saw a little boy at the bus stop eating a giant chocolate Easter bunny. I said, "Hey kid, eating that much chocolate at one time is bad for you." He looked me in the eye and said, "Well, my grandpa lived to 103."

"Oh, really? Did *he* eat a lot of chocolate?"

"No, he minded his own damn business."

**Edit:** Credit where due -- [/u/samvet21 informs me](/r/Jokes/comments/8cnjvk/i_saw_a_little_boy_at_the_bus_stop_eating_a_giant/dxhf9ku/) that the original joke was by Philadelphia comedian [Todd Gl...

I recently subscribed to a "Spice of the Month" club

The thyme has come today...

I finally found an active Hillary Clinton sub with a lot of subscribers!

/r/politics

You know why fencers subscribe to /r/Jokes?

Because they always appreciate a riposte.

Even with 4 million subscribers, /r/jokes sounds like a big empty hall.

I can hear jokes echoing again and again.

/r/Jokes hits 2 Million subscribers

**/r/Jokes metrics:**

Total Subscribers: 2,006,077

Subreddit Rank: 35

Subreddit Growth & Milestones: http://redditmetrics.com/r/Jokes

r/Jokes subscribers decide to make a meal. What is the main ingredient?

Copypasta.

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Things not to say after sex:

– You are better than your sister.

– When do I put the condom on?

– There’s money on the counter.

– Alright who’s gonna help me rebury this?

– Do you have aids ? I don’t want to get it again.

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– It was better when you were sleeping....

I subscribed to a weekly email about the latest watches...

I now know that’s I’m on somekind of watch list

I subscribed to a great new magazine the other day.

There's just one issue.

Subscribe (Verb) - to obtain or have a subscription to a publication, concert series, service, etc.

Subscribe (Noun) - a very obedient writer

I have some serious GI issues. So I subscribed to Constipation Magazine...

But it takes forever for an issue to come out.

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

[Meta] the number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right?

Did I miss something?

I love how all these young YouTubers are getting into Classic Rock.

They are always telling everyone “Don’t forget to like Cher, and subscribe.”

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“According to a new report, Netflix is losing subscribers and 130,000 people have stopped watching.

It all happened after one guy changed his password.”

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- Credit: Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (a rare actually good joke by Fallon I heard while my mom was watching)

My friend recently subscribed to HBO and asked me if I could help him with the name of the disaster TV show he had been hearing everyone talk about at work.

Apparently, it's not Game of Thrones S8.

Do you know a pirates favorite letter?

Of course you do, you are subscribed to r/Jokes.

I made a video about the symbiotic relationships between fungus and algae

Don't forget to lichen subscribe!

Three months have passed

Since I have subscribed to the gym membership and I didn't lose a single pound. I might have to go there in person to see what's happening.

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Steve and Cliff are having this talk. Steve says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy for the same reason." Cliff says, "Why?"

Steve says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit."

You might be a redneck if:

You see your sisters Onlyfans account and subscribe.

Today I found a Youtube channel about moss

They told me to lichen subscribe

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Quarrantine Day 7: Research continues on the effect of excessive masturbation on eyesight.

Dont forget to press the "subscribe" button to see my next video!

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Subscriber,

We are cutting off your Internet service due to illegal downloading.

No matter what you guys say, I’m not unsubscribing from James Charles

That entails having to subscribe to him in the first place

I made a YouTube video about the violence I endured as a writer on board a U-boat

Just hit subscribe.

My very popular son keeps getting hit at school.

I told my wife we shouldn't have named him Subscribe.

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I know I’m not a sexy guy...

I mean I’ve only got one subscriber on OnlyFans and that’s because my mom insists on supporting me in all my endeavors.

One freind is telling the other a joke

"There are to people on a boat pete and repeat, pete falls of whose still on the boat?"

"repeat"

"There are to people on a boat pete and repeat, pete falls of whose still on the boat?"

"repeat"

"There are to people on a boat pete and repeat, pete falls of whose still on t...

A postman delivers the same things every day.

A postman delivers the same things every day. The man who owns the house walks out and talks to the postman one day.

Man: Why do you deliver the same items everyday?

Postman: because you subscribed to r/jokes

Tired of all the reposts, the admin team decided to number the jokes. So, if anyone wanted to repost, they'd just post the number and take their karma.

A new subscriber comes and watches this, unable to understand. He sees a post with just the number 3771, having 2.1k upvotes. He gets very confused.
So, he decides to make a post of himself. He posts 92075, and he gets 45.6k upvotes. He is intrigued, so much that he messages the mod team and ask...

My gf broke up with me while I was making a vlog.

So if you liked this video, leave a like, subscribe, and hit that bell for notifications. If we can get this video to 1000 likes, I'll make another video on the hangman challenge.

It's 2098, and a man is on r/Jokes.

The number of subscribed accounts has grown into the billions, but to the man's shock, the top-upvoted post of the day is simply the number "72,423".

When he goes into the comments section and asks what it is, he is promptly told that every joke has been told so many times, they've assigned n...

r/fitness is just like the gym.

Everyone subscribes, but no one actually spends any time there.

I'm confused

Guys this isn't really a joke... but why is the count of redditors subscribed to /r/jokes way over the number of users on reddit? like 67 million? and please don't downvote me.... im just confused

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