Donors Jokes - 20 Hilarious Donors Jokes

What does the receptionist at the sperm bank says when donors are leaving?

Thank you for coming!

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TIL sperm donors are paid $50 per donation.

It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers.

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Why are kidney donors’ houses so messy?

They are disorganized.

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Sperm banks have difficulties finding donors.

TBH, there is zero interest.

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The Californian government was raising funds to build a new highway. The biggest donors were Apple corp, and a Chinese artist.

Ended up being called the i-Ai Weiwei Way.

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Vital organ donors never laugh at my jokes.

It’s as if they have no heart.

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The surgeon tells a patient who needs a heart transplant, "You are in luck, we have two matching donors. A twenty year old athlete and an 80 year old lawyer, which heart do you want?"

The patient answers, "Give me the lawyer's heart, that one hasn't been used yet."

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Why do all professional sperm donors go crazy?

Cause it’s a nut job

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What do staff say to sperm donors as they leave the clinic?

Thank you, come again.

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We really need to respect organ donors...

It takes guts to do what they do! (I'm sorry)

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One day, two organ donors fell in love with one another.

Eventually they didn't have eyes for one another

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A woman got a job at a horseback riding academy

One day, she was appointed to give a tour to one of the schools' wealthiest donors.

The donor in question was an old man; his eyes were failing but despite that handicap he was impressed with the academy developments.

When they reached the stable to examine the horses, she took him fi...

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If lawyers are disbarred and priests are defrocked, then...

Electricians are delighted

Corpses are decrypted

Cowboys are deranged

Models are deposed

Underwear models are debriefed

Dry cleaners are depressed, decreased and depleted

Jilted women are debrided

HVAC technicians are deducted

Tennis linemen ar...

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Speaking of foreskins.....

A baby boy was born back in 2015 with a rare condition called Ablepharon-macrostomia syndrome that left him without eyelids. This happened in my small resort town in upstate NY, it turned that there was a world-renowned plastic surgeon in town and he performed a surgery to correct the condition. Du...

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Three freshmen meet for the first time in a college dorm....

and introduce themselves, mostly trying to impress one another.

The first one says, "My family has been in America for more than 200 years. My father is C.E.O of the biggest bank in New York and he gave me a BMW to drive around the campus."

The second one says, "That's nice."

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People in China eat all kinds of crazy foods

But for some reason they only take halal organ donors

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I fired my wife from my own company for drinking on work AND wasting office resources.

You know how hard it is to find sperm donors these days?!

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A death row prisoner found himself in the heaven after his death.

He asked the god,"Do all executed prisoners go to heaven?"

The god replied,"No,but all organ donors will go to heaven."

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A heart transplant

A patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have 3 possible donors; the 1st is a young, healthy athlete who died in a car accident, the 2nd is a 35 year old businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. The 3rd is ...

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What do you call a family that gives a pipe organ to the church?

Organ donors.

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