Every morning, I wake up and find that someone has left a lot of Play-Doh on my front door.

I don’t know what to make of it.


A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.<...

My wife left me because of my addiction to playing with Play-doh.

But now I have reformed.

Can you speak into my good ear? Doh!

A man goes to the doctor and tells the doctor he is having trouble hearing. the doctor asks him to describe the symptoms. The man replies "Homer is the fat guy and his wife is marge with the blue hair..."

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What do you call Homer Simpson accidently banging his head at the end of a wank?

A Doh! - nut

What do Homer Simpson and pizza have in common?


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My brother has this really annoying habit of telling me about other girls butts. [OC]

My brother has this really annoying habit of telling me about other girls butts. Whenever we are walking in public and he sees a girl he likes, he always says, “Look at that ass tho.”

After years of getting fed up with his comments, I decide to make him a sculpture for his birthday. I carved ...

Why did Homer get a job at a bakery?

He kneaded the doh

What game does Homer Simpson always lose?

Tic Tac Doh!

What did the chemist shout, noticing only half his water was deuterated?


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