Dish Washer Jokes - 6 Hilarious Dish Washer Jokes

My mom told me to load the dish washer.

So I got her pregnant.

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Just turned my dish washer into a snow blower!

I gave my wife a shovel

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what do apples, dish washer soap, the muppets, a black guy, beer, yankee candels, and the keyboard on a flip phone all have in common?

they all help make a really convoluted joke.

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Wife: The vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck the way it used to.

Husband: Neither does the dish washer.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The dishwasher

One day a guy is acting kinda weird after work and his wife notices it. She asks him, "Honey, what's wrong?". "Oh....nothing. Don't worry about it" he replies, but she keeps persisting to find out what's bothering him.
Finally he says, "Ok, ok....at work today, I had this sudden urge to stick my....

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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