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The 'sandwich artist' turned my toppings into bottoms

Fitting, for a sub.




*precautionary NSFW tag; idk, I dont post much

I can't put anymore toppings on my pizza...

There's not mushroom

I take my time while putting toppings on my hotdogs.

I choose to relish the moment.

I beat my wife at dominoes last night...

She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings.

I am a little ambivalent about pizza.

On the upside, it has some great toppings.

On the downside, it doesn’t.

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....

Large, small, circle, square, thin crust, deep dish, extra toppings....

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