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The 'sandwich artist' turned my toppings into bottoms

Fitting, for a sub.




*precautionary NSFW tag; idk, I dont post much

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I can't put anymore toppings on my pizza...

There's not mushroom

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I take my time while putting toppings on my hotdogs.

I choose to relish the moment.

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I beat my wife at dominoes last night...

She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings.

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I am a little ambivalent about pizza.

On the upside, it has some great toppings.

On the downside, it doesn’t.

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Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....

Large, small, circle, square, thin crust, deep dish, extra toppings....

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