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I needed a new washer and dryer

So the guy at the appliance store sold me those units that have Wi-Fi. Iโ€™ve bern walking around with damp underwear for two weeks because I canโ€™t remember my password.

(Credit: Jay Leno)

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A man walks into a public bathroom...

...as he stands at the urinal he notices written on the wall in front of him "BEWARE GAYS" ignoring it he then goes to wash his hands when above the hand dryers he sees it written again "BEWARE GAYS" as he turns to leave he sees something written on the floor in small lettering and bends over to rea...

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