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Diseased Jokes

TIL that a herpetologist studies diseased snakes, not diseased snakes

I've never put my pants back on that fast in my life

I got rare disease

Doctor: You have got an extremely rare disease

Me: How rare?

Doc: You pick the name.

What's the difference between an artist's folder and a diseased fortress?

One's a portfolio, the other is Fort Polio.

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a diseased mallard?

One is a sick duck...

What’s the difference between a folder of an artist work and a diseased strong hold?

One’s a portfolio, and the other’s fort polio

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