What's the difference between an artist's folder and a diseased fortress?

One's a portfolio, the other is Fort Polio.

I got rare disease

Doctor: You have got an extremely rare disease

Me: How rare?

Doc: You pick the name.

What’s the difference between a folder of an artist work and a diseased strong hold?

One’s a portfolio, and the other’s fort polio

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a diseased mallard?

One is a sick duck...

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Ireland

Did you hear about the Diseased Colony in Ireland that stole everyone's money?

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It was a Leper Con.

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