...and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's.
Ebola, Sars and Covid walk into a bar...
Suddenly all the hotties from Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca, Janssen, Sinovac and Novavax surround Covid.
Ebola asks Sars, "Why is Covid getting all the attention?"
Sars replies, "This is what happens when you go viral."
SARS, MERS, COVID, and now this!
Zookeeper at Shanghai zoo just caught a new respiratory illness from a couple of Pandas and it is quickly spreading throughout the city.
They think it might be TwoBearCulosis.
Brace yourselves, this could be the next PANDAemic
I keep hearing this SARS-COVID 19-2 thing is really terrible...
...although we really shoulda predicted it, the sequel is always worse than the original
When I was sitting indoors I wondered what did my parents did during the SARS outbreak without internet
I asked my 16 brothers and sisters and they couldn’t think of anything either
Gee, I wonder if SARS-CoV-2 mutated to the point where it could infect birds...
I guess you could call the disease it causes "CO*R*VID-19," eh?
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
Simeon Saxe-Coburg-Gotha's cabinet became sick during his time as Prime Minister in 2003
It was the SARS cabinet.
Save me, Doc
A man just back from a long trip through the tropics starts feeling very unwell. He goes to see his doctor, but passes out in the office and is rushed to hospital for tests.
The man wakes up alone in a private room, feeling awful, wondering what is happening to him. Soon, a phone by his bed r...
Yesterday a casket at a funeral home magically came to life, and immediately got sick
It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.
The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital. After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER do...
How to name a virus... WHO version:
WHO HQ in 2003: : There’s a new type of corona virus outbreak in Guangdong province in China. : Let's call it Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome aka SARS. : Excellent name. It does not refer to any specific location or people. So no one will be blamed or feared for it.
Also WHO ...