I wrote a research paper on tuberculosis titled “TB”

Instead of a grade next to the title the professor just added a “D.”

So I guess that means it’s still to be determined....

My dad always said laughter was the best medicine.....

Probably why so many of my siblings died from tuberculosis.

What do you call a bunch of capitalists dying of tuberculosis?

Mass consumption

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Guy 1: "Hey, when's Tuberculosis day?"

Guy 2: "Dunno, it's still TBD."

A man is coughing immensely in a packed train.

Others are looking worried about it, and one of the passengers asks:
"Excuse me, do you have coronavirus?"
"No sir, I'm diagnosed with overt tuberculosis."
"Thank God", the others sigh in relief.

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Before landing in Thailand...

...the captain kindly reminds the passengers to be careful who they meet and for what, because 50% of population has HIV and the other 50% tuberculosis.

One old man couldn't hear properly, so asked his grandson, what the captain said.

The man replied:

- To fuck only the coughi...

Why did the potato die?

He had tuberculosis.

My grandfather was a medical photographer who specialized in documenting infectious diseases. It's a miracle he survived well into his 80s...

Over the years, he told me he developed malaria, dengue, tuberculosis and dozens of unknown rashes.

Three women are standing at the pearly gates and Saint Peter asks them how they died. The first one says, “I died of the Big T.” Saint Peter asks, “What’s the Big T?”

“Tuberculosis, you old fool.”

“Right! Yes, of course, step right in. “

He asks the next woman and she says she died of The Big C.

“What’s The Big C?” Asks St. Peter.

“Cancer, you old fool.”

“Of course, silly me. Do come in. “

He asks the third woman and she...

Toughest time of my Life

I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.

Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertr...

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