Three women are standing at the pearly gates and Saint Peter asks them how they died. The first one says, “I died of the Big T.” Saint Peter asks, “What’s the Big T?”
“Tuberculosis, you old fool.”
“Right! Yes, of course, step right in. “
He asks the next woman and she says she died of The Big C.
“What’s The Big C?” Asks St. Peter.
“Cancer, you old fool.”
“Of course, silly me. Do come in. “
He asks the third woman and she...