It’s really important to find a woman that you love and who loves you the same.
It’s really important to find a woman that sexually excites you and that she feels the same about you.
It’s really important to find a woman who will care for you and that you will care for her, in sickne...
We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion....
February 30, 2021
So a doctor starts up a practice and decides to challenge himself, so he puts out a sign: "I'll cure any sickness for only $100. If I can't, I'll pay you $500!"
A lawyer sees the sign out front and decides this would be some easy fast cash so he goes in to see the doctor.
"Doctor I cant taste anything!"
Doctor says "nurse go grab vial 43!", she brings it and he puts two drops on the lawyer's tongue.
The lawyer quickly spits it out and s...
Two men are roommates in a hospital. Because they are both weak from sickness, the men are unable to speak for weeks.
Finally, one man says to the other, “American.”
His roommate replies, “Canadian.”
Another week goes by and the first man says weakly, “Danny.”
The roommate can only reply, “Phil.”
Another week passes and the first man mutters to his roommat...
A doctor is eating a late lunch at his favorite Chinese restaurant when he hears the dreaded words:
"Is there a doctor in the building?!"
He strides to the back where he sees the manager and a patron who looks pale and shaky.
"We've just had two people come down with some kind of sickness," the manager says, "the lady here, and another gentleman in the bathroom."
"How do you ...
Who called It blindness and not
Whenever I wash my hands in public, I like to sing "Down with the Sickness".
People get "Disturbed" from this.
I caught a sickness where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
The doctor said it's terminal.