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What’s the difference between Influencer and Influenza?

One wants to go viral, the other is already viral…

What do you call someone infectious on Insta?

An Influenza.

If I spread the influenza to a group of people

Does that make me an influen-cer?

What do you call a disease with many followers

Influenza

Why did the eagle with influenza get deported?

Because he was an ill eagle.

Why is Influencer Marketing called Influenza Marketing?

Because it counts on going viral.

What kind of Instagram user would COVID-19 be?

An Influenza

I got a highly contagious viral infection from online communities.

It must be all those social media influenzas.

What happened when the flu joined instagram?

She became an influenza!

COVID now has am Instagram account

It's a social influenza

What do the Russian gov't and Corona virus have in common?

They are both trying to influenza the election.

Have you heard about the social media stars who are coughing and sick?

They're Instagram Influenzas

He's all over the place

Heard about that social media influenza who went viral? He's sick.

How did the virus introduce itself?

Hi, I'm an influenza, check out my YouTube page!

What do you call a sick Instagram model?

An Influenza

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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