Leprosy Jokes - 22 Hilarious Leprosy Jokes

Why are leprosy jokes hard to tell?

Because the delivery tends to fall apart.

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Dude was in prison and his cell mate had leprosy

Every day his cell mate would have a part of the body fall from his body

One day, it was the ear. He picked it up and threw it away through the window

The other day, the little finger; away through the window

On the day after, the thumbs, also away through the window

On...

M doctor said I have leprosy.

LMAO

What do you call a Con Man with Leprosy?

A Leprechaun…

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

If you read the bible backwards its about a man sent to earth on a cross who is helped down by some Romans and told to go on his way. He then travels the world making people blind and giving them leprosy. He even ruins a meal for a huge crowd by turning all their food into 2 fish and 5 loaves.

He gets fewer followers as time goes by and in the end he's lying in a stable and 3 old men steal all his presents.

What do you call a convention of short Irishmen with leprosy?

Lepercon

I had a date with a girl with leprosy and I think she likes me

She conveniently left an ear behind

I have a joke about leprosy...

But it would probably fall apart at the end.

I've been looking everywhere for my Leprosy awareness bracelet;

I can never find my left arm when I need it.

Why don’t they allow people with leprosy to play hockey?

There’s already too many faceoffs

I thought leprosy was a bad idea.

But now, it's growing on me.

I once did a practical joke on a leprosy patient

He told me to stop pulling his leg

An idiot and a guy with leprosy are in a jail cell

They are sentenced there for the rest of their lives, and all they have is a window with bars on it. On the first week the leprous guy's arm rots away, and he throws it out from the window. On the second week, his other arm rots away, and he asks the idiot to throw with out. This goes on for weeks u...

Guy gets a call from his doctor.

"Your blood test results are in... I'm sorry to tell you that you have contracted leprosy," says the doctor.

"What? How?" Guy exclaims.

"Can't be sure, but we need to discuss treatment options. There is a cure, but it is extremely expensive."

"What choice do I have, doc?" Guy la...

Heard about the male with leprosy?

He did pretty good til his business dropped off

Did you hear about the man who faked leprosy to get charity handouts?

It was a leper con.

When the doctors diagnosed me with leprosy...

...I laughed my head off.

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a guy with leprosy walks into a bar.

he sits down next to a man and order a beer. a few minutes pass and the guy next to the leper vomits all over the bar. the leper, being used to it, moves to the other end of the bar.

a few minutes later, the guy vomits again. the leper is still unfazed.

after the leper orders his seco...

I want to create a convention for Irish folks who suffer with leprosy.

I'll call it Leper-Con.

Half price admission for the wee folk.

Did you hear about the hockey game where all the players had leprosy?

There was a face off in the corner.

I always wanted to visit Ireland one day

So I took a vacation there. I did all the stereotypical tourist things like drank in the pubs, saw the beautiful natural wonders, watched a game of football, visited the Blarney Stone, and so on.

Before I left, I figured I would buy a nice souvenir. And what better to take home from the Eme...

A man travels to Ireland for the first time.

His flight to Dublin arrives in the morning, and he travels into the countryside to stay for a few days. He goes to visit the Blarney Stone, feeds some animals at a ranch, and even gets to experience a rainstorm with a beautiful rainbow at the end. After his countryside excursion, he heads back to D...

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