Five Detroit Tigers fans, Al, Ben, Carl, Dan, and Edgar, are watching a home game for the Tigers. Of course, the Tigers easily lose, and the five fans leave the stadium angrily.
"If those players had played better, we could have won," said Al.
"Don't blame the players, blame the coach," said Ben. "If he had trained the players better, they would have played better."
"Those players couldn't play a decent game if their lives depended on it," said Carl. "But it's...