The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors:
1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is
I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.
When she said " you millenials are so addicted to technology" I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.
I rely on hotels so much I’ve actually become quite
I told my grand kids that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle...
So they unplugged my computer and threw out my bourbon..
An old man said to his grandson playing on a tablet...You younger generation are too dependent on technology.
His grandson said...Which one of us needs a pacemaker to live?
My Grandfather Says I should not be so Dependent upon technology...
...Yet he is the one hooked to life support.
Bakeries are very dependent on money
They knead the dough.
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"Welcome to the Psychiatric Care Hotline ...
"Welcome to the Psychiatric Care Hotline.
If you have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are Co-Dependent, have someone press 2 for you, now.
If you have Multiple-Personality-Disorder, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you have Short-Term Memory Loss, press ...
A man and his wife was sitting in the living room
Husband:Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
Hello, and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you ar...