The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors:
1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is
What do libertarians and house cats have in common?
They both act like they are independent and self sufficient but in reality are utterly dependent on a system they can neither appreciate nor understand.
My grandpa told me, "You millennials are too dependent on technology...
.. so I plugged out his life support
Bakeries are very dependent on money
They knead the dough.
I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.
When she said " you millenials are so addicted to technology" I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.
My Grandfather Says I should not be so Dependent upon technology...
...Yet he is the one hooked to life support.
I rely on hotels so much I’ve actually become quite
Inn-dependent
An old man said to his grandson playing on a tablet...You younger generation are too dependent on technology.
His grandson said...Which one of us needs a pacemaker to live?
I told my grand kids that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle...
So they unplugged my computer and threw out my bourbon..
Just wrote this one about my esteemed profession. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the aforementioned task in a timely and efficient manner within the structure in which said bulb is housed and being dependent on the following variables:
Whereas it should be taken in to account that ceiling heights may differ significantly f...
Hello and welcome to the Mental Help Hotline
If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you’re paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we’ll trace your call.
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