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The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors:

1. How dense the population is

2. How dense the population is

My grandpa told me, "You millennials are too dependent on technology...

.. so I plugged out his life support

People who cheat on their taxes disgust me

This is not the kind of world I want to raise my 23 dependents in.

I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.

When she said " you millenials are so addicted to technology" I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.

My Grandfather Says I should not be so Dependent upon technology...

...Yet he is the one hooked to life support.

An old man said to his grandson playing on a tablet...You younger generation are too dependent on technology.

His grandson said...Which one of us needs a pacemaker to live?

Bakeries are very dependent on money

They knead the dough.

I rely on hotels so much I’ve actually become quite

Inn-dependent

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