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A moth walks into a podiatrists office

Moth:hey there doc I’ve got a problem

Doctor:sure thing mr moth what can I help you with?

Moth:well you see doc, I lost my job because my boss is a total ass and I finally told him how I feel, got me fired. After that my wife left me because I wasn’t going to be making money for a whi...

Why did the two podiatrists hate each other?

They were arch enemies.

my father was a podiatrist.

lady: you’re just like your dad
me: yeah i followed in his footsteps.

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A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office

A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”

The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don...

What did the dog say to the podiatrist after the diagnosis?

Nothing... there was an uncomfortable paws.

Three doctors are sitting on a park bench when a man limps past...

The first doctor sees him and says, “I’ve been a podiatrist for 10 years, and I bet $1000 that man has bone spurs.”

“No way!” says the chiropractor, “I’ve had my practice for 20 years and that is a clear-cut spinal issue. Can’t you see how crooked his back is?”

“Nope,” says the ortho...

A moth flys into a podiatrist's office

The doc says "hey moth why'd u fly in here"

The moth says "well my feet hurt"

The Moth

A moth went into a podiatrist's office, and the podiatrist said, "What seems to be the problem?"
The moth replied, "What's the problem?! Where do I even begin? For one thing, I'm breaking my back day in and day out, working long hours for next to no pay at a thankless job where my horrible...

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A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out

The staff look at him and say "thats not a foot"
"No but its a good 9 inches"

Bu-dum-tissh

Why did the podiatrist want to change careers?

Because he always felt defeat.

I called my podiatrist’s office to schedule an appointment...

...but they only have limp-ins.

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Physicians were unable to reach a consensus:

Should Brexit take place?

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it,

but the Neurologists thought May had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetrician...

OMG! We have another teen that took the "Tide Challenge"!

Quick, call the podiatrist!

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Three doctors enter bar

Three doctors enter the bar.
All drink a lot.
First one is Pediatrician.
Next Podiatrist
And the Psychiatrist.

All get up together
and go to pee

There are three urinals
all by side.

Pediatrician pees with start and stop
Podiatrist does a steady piss.
But ...

The Moth Joke

So, a moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist asks "What seems to be the problem?" The Moth responds:

"Oh, Doctor Gregory Illonivich, I've aged so very much. I wake up in bed every morning-weak and out of breath- and I roll over to see this old lady that I don't know any more s...

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I had a rash on my penis so I went to see a doctor.

The receptionist said that the only doctor available was a podiatrist and asked me what my problem was so I showed her.


She said "that's not a foot" I told her that I wasn't going to argue with her over half an inch.

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