Why did the two podiatrists hate each other?

They were arch enemies.

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A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, What seems to be the problem, moth?

The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happines...

I didn’t think going to the podiatrist would help.

I stand corrected.

Why don’t podiatrist use the metric system?

Because they get paid by the foot.

podiatrist can never win

They have already seen da feet

A moth walks into a podiatrist’s office.

He says “Doc, I’m not doing so well. My wife, Mrs. Moth is thinking of leaving me, my son Julio Moth hates me, my daughter Cindy Moth is a failure, and my boss Gregory Linovich is an evil person who feeds off my very demise. You see, I work at a factory and I’ve been at the place for 20 plus years. ...

What's the difference between a Baker and a Podiatrist?

One feels the heat, the other heals the feet.

My new podiatrist doesn’t know his right from his left.

Needless to say, we started off on the wrong foot.

Why did saint peter call a podiatrist?

Because something was wrong with heavens gait

What’s the difference between a urologist and a podiatrist?

One is a lot more impressed if you show him a foot.

my father was a podiatrist.

lady: you’re just like your dad
me: yeah i followed in his footsteps.

What did the dog say to the podiatrist after the diagnosis?

Nothing... there was an uncomfortable paws.

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A man goes to the podiatrist...

Shortly after he gets there he pulls out his penis and places it on table.

“That’s not a foot!” Exclaimed the podiatrist.

“Yeah, but it’s at least 10 inches!”

A moth goes to a podiatrist

The podiatrist asks "what seems to be the problem?"

The moth says "Doc, where do I begin man."
"I hate my job, my boss doesn't even seem to know I exist even though I've worked my ase off for him for 20 years"
"My marriage is a joke, sometimes I look at my wife and realise I hardly even...

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The doctor asks, "What's the problem?" The moth replies, "Doc, let me tell you. I hate my job. Every single day I have to go & I hate my boss and I hate my job. I wake up every day next to a woman that I once loved, but I stopped loving her long a...

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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's Coronavirus strategy

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.    Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring unde...

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A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out

The staff look at him and say "thats not a foot"
"No but its a good 9 inches"

Bu-dum-tissh

I called my podiatrist’s office to schedule an appointment...

...but they only have limp-ins.

A moth flys into a podiatrist's office

The doc says "hey moth why'd u fly in here"

The moth says "well my feet hurt"

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Theee doctors are discussing their careers...

The dentist says, “I’ve worked on some of the nastiest mouths in my career, some people who didn’t brush their teeth for years, so disgusting it made me feel sick working on them.”

The podiatrist chimes in, “You think that’s bad? I’ve worked on people who never took care of their feet and ha...

The Moth

A moth went into a podiatrist's office, and the podiatrist said, "What seems to be the problem?"
The moth replied, "What's the problem?! Where do I even begin? For one thing, I'm breaking my back day in and day out, working long hours for next to no pay at a thankless job where my horrible...

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Three doctors enter bar

Three doctors enter the bar.
All drink a lot.
First one is Pediatrician.
Next Podiatrist
And the Psychiatrist.

All get up together
and go to pee

There are three urinals
all by side.

Pediatrician pees with start and stop
Podiatrist does a steady piss.
But ...

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I had a rash on my penis so I went to see a doctor.

The receptionist said that the only doctor available was a podiatrist and asked me what my problem was so I showed her.


She said "that's not a foot" I told her that I wasn't going to argue with her over half an inch.

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Troubled moth.

Moth flutters into a podiatrist office ..

doc: what be the problem moth?

Moth: I don’t even know where to begin... life suck , people really fuckin suck, I want to take my fully loaded and cocked 9mm n blow my god damn brains out.

Doc: whoaa! You’re troubled moth!! But why did...

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