Why did saint peter call a podiatrist?

Because something was wrong with heavens gait

My new podiatrist doesn’t know his right from his left.

Needless to say, we started off on the wrong foot.

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Physicians were unable to reach a consensus:

Should Brexit take place?

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it,

but the Neurologists thought May had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetrician...

my father was a podiatrist.

lady: you’re just like your dad
me: yeah i followed in his footsteps.

Why did the two podiatrists hate each other?

They were arch enemies.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The doctor asks, "What's the problem?" The moth replies, "Doc, let me tell you. I hate my job. Every single day I have to go & I hate my boss and I hate my job. I wake up every day next to a woman that I once loved, but I stopped loving her long a...

What’s the difference between a urologist and a podiatrist?

One is a lot more impressed if you show him a foot.

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The Moth joke (Norm McDonald)

So a moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says, "what's the problem?"

The moth says, "what's the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinovich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, i don't even know what i do there anymore. I don't even know if Gregory...

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A moth walks into a podiatrists office

Moth:hey there doc I’ve got a problem

Doctor:sure thing mr moth what can I help you with?

Moth:well you see doc, I lost my job because my boss is a total ass and I finally told him how I feel, got me fired. After that my wife left me because I wasn’t going to be making money for a whi...

What did the dog say to the podiatrist after the diagnosis?

Nothing... there was an uncomfortable paws.

OMG! We have another teen that took the "Tide Challenge"!

Quick, call the podiatrist!

I called my podiatrist’s office to schedule an appointment...

...but they only have limp-ins.

A moth flys into a podiatrist's office

The doc says "hey moth why'd u fly in here"

The moth says "well my feet hurt"

The Moth Joke

So, a moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist asks "What seems to be the problem?" The Moth responds:

"Oh, Doctor Gregory Illonivich, I've aged so very much. I wake up in bed every morning-weak and out of breath- and I roll over to see this old lady that I don't know any more s...

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Three doctors enter bar

Three doctors enter the bar.
All drink a lot.
First one is Pediatrician.
Next Podiatrist
And the Psychiatrist.

All get up together
and go to pee

There are three urinals
all by side.

Pediatrician pees with start and stop
Podiatrist does a steady piss.
But ...

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A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out

The staff look at him and say "thats not a foot"
"No but its a good 9 inches"

Bu-dum-tissh

The Moth

A moth went into a podiatrist's office, and the podiatrist said, "What seems to be the problem?"
The moth replied, "What's the problem?! Where do I even begin? For one thing, I'm breaking my back day in and day out, working long hours for next to no pay at a thankless job where my horrible...

Three doctors are sitting on a park bench when a man limps past...

The first doctor sees him and says, “I’ve been a podiatrist for 10 years, and I bet $1000 that man has bone spurs.”

“No way!” says the chiropractor, “I’ve had my practice for 20 years and that is a clear-cut spinal issue. Can’t you see how crooked his back is?”

“Nope,” says the ortho...

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I had a rash on my penis so I went to see a doctor.

The receptionist said that the only doctor available was a podiatrist and asked me what my problem was so I showed her.


She said "that's not a foot" I told her that I wasn't going to argue with her over half an inch.

Why did the podiatrist want to change careers?

Because he always felt defeat.

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