While on the run from the cops, Peter hid in a dentist's office.
Seeing that the dentist left for a break, he quickly donned the uniform to avoid getting caught. Soon after, a man entered the office for his appointment. Peter knew nothing about dentistry but he was in too deep to bail.
The client said, "I have a problem with my cavity."
A local law enforcement officer stops a car
for traveling faster than the speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day, he decides to give the poor guy a break and give him a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.
“Fred,” he replies.
“Fred what?” the officer asks.
“Just Fred,” the man responds. ...
A cop pulls over a guy on a motorcycle...
and asks him for his name.
"My name is Ed." he said.
"Just Ed? no last name?"
"care to explain?" asked the cop.
"Well, it started a long time ago. I was Ed Johnson. As a kid, I always wanted to be a doctor. So I studied hard and finally graduated medic...
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A biker was blazing down the freeway and was pulled over by a cop. The cop came up to the biker and pulled out his ticket pad.
He asked the biker, "What's your name?"
The biker replies, "Fred."
The cop asks again, No, what's your full name?"
The biker again says, "Fred."<...
A man gets pulled over by a cop for speeding.
The cop asks him, "what is your name?"
The man replies "Fred."
The cop asks "What's your last name."
"I don't have one."
The cop is unsure of how this is, so he asks "Why don't you have a last name?"
The man begi...