Radiologist Jokes - 16 Hilarious Radiologist Jokes

Why can't you lie to a radiologist?

Because they see right through you

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I went in for an X-ray the other day and met a cute radiologist.

I tried to act cool but she saw right through me.

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What did the annoyed doctor say to the radiologist?

You’re testing my patients.

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I don't like radiologists!

I always feel like they're looking right through me.

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I told a radiologist a lie

Next thing I know, he sees right through me...

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I was dating a radiologist...

but it didn't work out: she could see right though me.

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Why did the radiologist go streaking at the Super Bowl?

He was trying to get the best exposure!

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Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion,

I tend to see the Wurst in people

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A doctor joke

(You May only get if you understand the nature of the different medical specialties)

A surgeon, internist, radiologist, and pathologist go duck hunting for the first time.

They are huddled in the duck blind and the first bird goes flying in front of them, but they can’t clearly make o...

I was at the hospital the other day and the Radiologist had really low self-esteem.

I think he had body image issues.

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A radiologist had fallen on hard times. Looking around for what he could eat, he saw that his keyboard didn't have safety warnings suggesting it wasn't edible. After getting so far, he began having stomach pains, so he decided to take an X-ray. He found an asterisk...

...blocking the colon.

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My X-ray experience

Just went for an x-ray and the radiologist asked if I had any metal implants.

I replied: nothing much just balls of steel.

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An unconscious man arrives at a hospital...

After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus.

The doctors have declared his condition as "stable".

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The nation's top medical experts were asked today if it was time to ease the COVID restrictions.

Allergists were in favour of scratching it.

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash decisions.

Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.

Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians thought the government was labouring under a misconcept...

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My favorite medical joke

A radiologist, internist, surgeon and pathologist go duck hunting for the first time together. Huddled in their duck blind, they see their first bird in the distance take flight but don’t want to shoot something not in season. They quickly debate the best way to assure it’s truly a duck.

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Mrs. Patel was reading little Rajinder a bedtime story. He asked, "what will I be when I grow up?" She replied, "you can be anything you want to be."

"Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, you can be anything you want to be. You can be a cardiologist, radiologist, anesthesiologist, neurologist...."

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