Dogs can't be radiologists..

But Cat Scan!

I tried to lie to my radiologist, saying that this was my first time getting an x-ray.

Unfortunately, he saw right through me.

I was at the hospital the other day and the Radiologist had really low self-esteem.

I think he had body image issues.

Why did the radiologist go streaking at the Super Bowl?

He was trying to get the best exposure!

What did the annoyed doctor say to the radiologist?

You’re testing my patients.

Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion,

I tend to see the Wurst in people

I was dating a radiologist...

but it didn't work out: she could see right though me.

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Physicians were unable to reach a consensus:

Should Brexit take place?

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it,

but the Neurologists thought May had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetrician...

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An unconscious man arrives at a hospital...

After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus.

The doctors have declared his condition as "stable".

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