Why can't you lie to a radiologist?

Because they see right through you

My Mom was a Radiologist. They met when my Dad came in to get an Xray.

I wonder what she saw in him.

Dogs can't be radiologists..

But Cat Scan!

I was at the hospital the other day and the Radiologist had really low self-esteem.

I think he had body image issues.

What did the annoyed doctor say to the radiologist?

You’re testing my patients.

I was dating a radiologist...

but it didn't work out: she could see right though me.

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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's Coronavirus strategy

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.    Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring unde...

Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion,

I tend to see the Wurst in people

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A doctor joke

(You May only get if you understand the nature of the different medical specialties)

A surgeon, internist, radiologist, and pathologist go duck hunting for the first time.

They are huddled in the duck blind and the first bird goes flying in front of them, but they can’t clearly make o...

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My X-ray experience

Just went for an x-ray and the radiologist asked if I had any metal implants.



I replied: nothing much just balls of steel.

Mrs. Patel was reading little Rajinder a bedtime story. He asked, "what will I be when I grow up?" She replied, "you can be anything you want to be."

"Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, you can be anything you want to be. You can be a cardiologist, radiologist, anesthesiologist, neurologist...."

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An unconscious man arrives at a hospital...

After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus.

The doctors have declared his condition as "stable".

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