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During covid, my orthodontist told my I should tend to my teeth by myself.

“How?” I asked.

He said “Brace yourself.”

My orthodontist warned me to expect disruption to his services, owing to the coronavirus pandemic.

“Brace yourself”, he said.

Can you tell me about that new do-it-yourself orthodontist?

Brace yourself...

I went to my orthodontist for my 3 month checkup

It's a small practice, he makes some money on the side doubling as a psychic from time to time.

I sat down in the chair excited for my appointment. I quickly yelled "Look at my teeth! there has been so much change in only 3 months." He replied with "Yep, and there will actually be much more ...

My dentist and orthodontist have the same name...

Isn't that coinci*dental*?

The sign at the orthodontist's office said "The doctor was called away for an emergency."

"Brace yourself."

How does an orthodontist hold on to a lawyer?

He makes him a retainer

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A woman goes into her orthodontist's office.

She then began to strip, and eventually got naked. When her orthodontist walked in, he exclaimed, obviously embarrassed, "Oh, my! I'm sorry, you must've walked in the wrong building. The doctor's is next door." She assured him she was in the right building, pointed to her vagina, and said, "You...

Did you know that Chewbacca's brother Pannubacca died when Princess Leia's home planet was destroyed?

Pannub, as his friends called him, had never had much luck with the ladies and was horribly shy due to his terribly crooked teeth. After years of loneliness Pannub decided to do something about his problem and flew to Leia's planet, which everyone knows was well known for their excellent orthodontis...

Why did the dentist and the orthodontist get into a fight?

They couldn't brush away their differences.

My dentist bumped into my orthodontist.

I'm sure it was acci*dental*.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

A 13 year old boy is getting braces

The young boy is self conscious about the entire ideal. The Orthodontist asks him what color he would like.

Boy: Is clear an option?

Orthodontist: Unfortunately no.

Boy: I don't want it to be obvious, so I think I'll stick with white.

Orthodontist: So it blends with your ...

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Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth?

He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist

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