Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas, or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

I asked the anesthesiologist if I could administer my own anesthetic...

He said “go ahead, knock yourself out!”

I used to go out with an Anesthesiologist.

She was a local girl.

What do you call a rabbit who is an anesthesiologist?

An Ether Bunny

What fashionable shoes do ninjas wear to the anesthesiologist?

Numb Chucks.

An anesthesiologist asks his colleague, "Man I borrow some chloroform?"

"Knock yourself out."

I'm an anesthesiologist.

I get to pass gas for a living.

I once met an anesthesiologist for a brain surgeon.

They said the pay was great, but the work was mind numbing.

A technician is called to inspect q gas leak at an anesthesiologist's office

Upon arrival, he said: "Huh, this smells like chlorofor".

How many anesthesiologists

does it… take… to… … change… … a… … … … …

Why do anesthesiologists excel at math?

Cause they are good with numbers.

So, apparently Rand Paul was sucker punched...

So Rand Paul, who happens to be an ophthalmologist, apparently got into a fight with his neighbor, an anesthesiologist. Paul claims he was sucker punched, but neither man was badly hurt.

Does make you wonder, though - an ophthalmologist who didn't see it coming and an anesthesiologist who fai...

In the world of flies, a young fly needed a heart transplant.

After being taken to surgery, the fly anesthesiologist put the young fly to sleep. The fly doctor's assistant cut open the young fly’s chest. He then announced to the fly heart doctor, "Your fly is open."

The heart doctor blushed.

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other

The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.

After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and ...

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Physicians were unable to reach a consensus:

Should Brexit take place?

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it,

but the Neurologists thought May had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetrician...

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A man and a woman meet up for sex

The man, who had really enjoyed himself asks the woman afterwards, "Are you a nurse?" The woman replies "Yes I am. How did you know?" The man answers "because you took care of me so well." The woman then asks him "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He answers proudly, "Yes. How did you know?" The woman r...

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What's the difference between a urologist and an anesthesiologist?

An urologist plays with somebody else's penis during surgery.

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THE DOCTOR'S CONVENTION

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of dinner.



After dinner, the male asks...

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Two doctors

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun." The woman doc...

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How'd You Know?

A young man and woman meet at a bar.

They start to talk and really hit it off, so they decide to go back to her place for the night.

They are just about to get it on when the woman gets up and starts to scrub up in the sink. She carefully washes from the ends of her fingers all the way...

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A doctor and a nurse hook up for a random "one-time" affair in one of the hospitals many rooms...

...As they are getting ready to "do the deed" the nurse proceeds to scrub-down from fingertips to elbows. The doctor says to her "Hey, you must be an O.R. Nurse right?" To which the nurse replies "well, yes I am, what gave me away?" The doctor says "well, it was easy, you just scrubbed down before ...

I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous.

I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until … “Heck,” he continued, “you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery itself.”

T. f., via Internet

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After having sex

2 doctors are laying in bed after having sex. The guy says "You must be an OBGYN because you can work that pussy." The woman says "You must be an anesthesiologist because I didn't feel a thing."

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A man is about to have surgery on his penis...

... As the surgeon walks in, he takes a look at the mans penis and yells out, "JESUS CHRIST, MAN!! What the hell happened to you?!?"

Guy on the table says to him, "it's a long story."

"Well we've got some time before the anesthesiologist arrives, so you can lay it on me if you want" ...

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Two doctors meet at a bar

She takes him back to her place. That morning he is drinking coffee and watching her wash her hands. He says" You must be a surgeon." She replies "What ever gave you that idea?" He said, "I've observed the way you wash your hands you have good eye-hand coordination. And the way you take the time to ...

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