So I found out I was sexually attracted to electrical currents
The stormy seafarer
One stormy evening, a seafarer was thrown overboard whilst passing through the strait of Dover. As luck would have it, the ocean currents pulled him unconscious to the English coastline, where he was found and revived by a man adorned in a cape, deerstalker hat and smoking a pipe.
Nitrogen triiodide will detonate violently due to random stray currents of air, the touch of a feather, or even a passing alpha particle.
... Still not as fragile as the male ego.
LPT: Now that it is summer time, avoid swimming in waters that have strong currents, it is very dangerous..
.. you risk getting electrocuted.
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead were standing on a beach
They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.
One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers j...