William Holsfermeyer was frozen in 1990, waiting for a cure for his fatal condition. The doctors chose Independence Day to bring him back.
\-Mister Holfsermeyer, can you hear me?.
\-Yes, yes!. That is good. Let me remove the tube from your mouth. Better now?. ...
When the man in the street says: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," the lawyer writes:
"Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned parties to be imperceivable, and are so stipulated, it is incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment of otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures."
Vacancy announcements these days
- Work experience of 50 years or more; - Incumbent must defeat a dragon; - Willingness to work on weekends and holidays; - Helicopter piloting licence; - Ability to programme in any language imaginable; - Knowledge of Swahili at least at uppеr intеrmеdi...